The Great Big Glorious Book for Girls

I quote the following extract, published in the Daily Telegraph. This sort of behaviour is clearly to be encouraged in the young. I shall have to get the wife to mix some up, although surely cheaper rape seed oil will do?
Body
Chocolate body scrub
Take five tablespoonfuls of sunflower oil and four tablespoonfulls of brown sugar, and add one heaped teaspoon of cocoa (NOT drinking chocolate). Mix thoroughly. You will have a lovely gloupey chocolately scrub - quite runny, so best apply when in the shower. Wash off thoroughly with soap or body wash, and your skin will feel like velvet.
Body
Chocolate body scrub
Take five tablespoonfuls of sunflower oil and four tablespoonfulls of brown sugar, and add one heaped teaspoon of cocoa (NOT drinking chocolate). Mix thoroughly. You will have a lovely gloupey chocolately scrub - quite runny, so best apply when in the shower. Wash off thoroughly with soap or body wash, and your skin will feel like velvet.