New boy...

by **The Phantom** » 07 Jun 2006, 16:47

Well ... here I am, back from the dead - The Phantom Menace.

"What? Who the fuck ARE you?"

Well .... many moons ago, in the mists of time, I used to be a regular poster on the UMD, until a moderator with a stick up his ass banned me. I won't mention any names...

He had slapped my wrists by PM a few times, warning me not to say controversial or impolite things on the forums. Then he gave me my (der-der-derrrrrr) final warning.

So what was the straw that broke the camel's back? Someone made a post about "what's the optimum thickness and diameter of a perfect pie crust?"

I made a post, jokingly comparing him to the WAM version of a Star Trek nerd. And that was that. To be honest, I'm surprised I didn't receive a public flogging for such an outburst!!

Anyhoo - a warm hello to my friends in the UK. Especially the Meet-up crowd .... Easy As, James, Sploshman, Wamadeus, London Wammer etc etc etc...

And most of all, hello to the Lord of the Manor, Mr. B. Shipton!!! Bill - I wanted to say it's awesome what you've done with the site in recent months. Strength to strength, mate .... strength to strength. The mighty Shipton is once again a WAM force to be reckoned with, spear-heading the UK WAM offensive on the world!!

Also - hi to Decadent Doll, Gungeslut and Chantelle ... I've never met you guys in person, but feel I know you well from following your weekly posts during my wilderness months.

That's it for now. Am I going to break the world record and get banned on my first ever post, because of my cruel words against 'Libby'? Come on! The guy's a first class nobend!!

Hopefully I'll be ok - I'm told it's ok to have an opinion on this forum.

Cheers for now. Happy to be back.

Phantom.

View · by **Hayley** » 07 Jun 2006, 17:12

Hi

Whether you get removed will be up to you!

This is a fun forum that is meant to be a full of saucy humour, not a vehicle for flame wars, personal vendettas etc. If you are happy to contribute to that, fine. If you just want a mouthpiece to slag off others then you'll have to go.

Likewise if you piss off any of the existing 'members' or they insist on you having to leave, then you'll go.

Till then, enjoy the forum and play nicely

Hayley

View · by **Phantom** » 07 Jun 2006, 17:33

Absolutely, Haley - my 'introductory post' was just me venting about something from the past I felt was unfair.

I'm here to play ... and play nicely. I already count many of your forum regulars as friends, and hope to meet new friends too.

It seems like your forum is much more of a closeknit, supportive, positive group then the UMD (which perhaps has grown too big for it's own good, and is now more of a place for WAM producers to tout their wares).

So ... friendly is my new middle name.

Phantom

View · by **Hayley** » 07 Jun 2006, 17:48

Cool, well, have fun then.

There is a thread about UMD where you can vent your spleen if you like, but we have nothing against them at all. We're not in comptition, merely providing a different kind of forum.

Hayley

View · by **Phantom** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:16

There's not really much spleen to vent ... I basically just got fed up with the UMD and was about to give up on it about the same time I got booted out.

...I enjoyed the massive variety of WAM pics, but the sense of community just seemed to go flat. Nobody had much to say that was new.

I really enjoyed their off-topic forum though - that was often silly, thought-provoking or interesting.

I also thought there were a ton of nice people on UMD (many of which seem to have gravitated over here).

For me, what finally turned me off the UMD was the moderators becoming more and more like police - posts edited, posts removed all together, people being told off like it was a school or something. Sadly, the people who usually want to be mods are often the last person that ought to be mods.

Still - all power to Messmaster. His site is still the hub of all things WAM.

I think, however, that your cosy, chatty, sexy forum is much more my cup of tea.

Phantom

View · by **Sploshman** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:30

Hey Phantom mate.

Back from the dead eh??

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Long time see or hear and good to have you back on a WAM forum

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Hope your well.

View · by **chantelle** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:37

Hi Phantom

True we never met but you were always saying kind things about me and my pics

How's Thailand?

by **DELETED** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:47

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View · by **Phantom** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:58

Hi GS - do I remember rightly .. are you from Belfast?

Hi Chantelle ... ye gads! That dress Mercedes wore to the meet-up ROCKED!!! My eyes nearly popped out. I wish I could've been there for the record attendance.

I'm gutted - I really miss the meet-ups. And I wanted to meet the UMD's Mr. Niceguy ... Leonmoomin.

Ah well..

Chantelle - still loving Thailand, thanks for asking. When you coming to visit

?

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:59

Hello and welcome Phantom Menace, from one star wars fan to another :-)

i have a twi'lek costume.... *blinks*

that may well be sad, but i just never got over oola in return of the jedi.

anyway, yeah, splosh forum rocks my socks off

by **DELETED** » 07 Jun 2006, 19:00

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View · by **Phantom** » 07 Jun 2006, 19:00

Oops - I forgot!!!! Hi Sploshman too! (got distracted by those gals

)

Good to see you're still into WAM in a big way. I noticed you immediately in the UMD meet up photo.

Do you think you're Britain's only black wammer???

Saw your post's signature .... glad to see you still remember your mum. I know how much you loved her. Man - it used to cut me up seeing your face go all sad whenever you talked about her at the meet-ups.

Anyway - thanks for saying hello, and hope you're keeping well.

Take it easy

Phantom

View · by **welshcakes** » 07 Jun 2006, 19:03

You have a twi'lek costume??? Wow! Now might be a good time to mention that have a Jango Fett costume! I'm so glad I'm not the only geek here!

PS. I also have a Darth Vader tattoo on my leg. Sad? Maybe. But I love it!

View · by **chantelle** » 07 Jun 2006, 19:05

Phantom: Did you see the other thread on umd where she did the before and after pics in the mud wearing it as she promised?

Mercedes did a couple of shoots for me last year, that girl doesnt give a damn she is brilliant.

View · by **Phantom** » 07 Jun 2006, 19:28

Hiya DD! Belfast boy here too!

A twi'lek costume? If it's Oola, is that the slave girl in return of the jedi who gets dropped into the pit below jabba? The one with big tentacly things instead of hair? Sorry - I'm only a rookie star wars geek .. I like all 6 films, but I haven't yet bought my Chewbacca suit (maybe we could all have a UMD star wars fancy dress meet up sometime? That would be a hoot ... especially if it ended up in Trafalgar Square fountains or something).

Chantelle - sure did see those mud pics. Mud's definitely sexy, but mixed food WAM has always been my fave (by mixed, I mean sweet and savoury: beans, custard, rice, eggs, choc, ketchup, cream, soup - all together)..

Any chance Mercedes would be up for a bit of food wam?? (fully clothed food wam is even better!!)

Phantom

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