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Man, this is a difficult one. The trouble is, my deepest, darkest fantasies seem to change on a weekly basis. Or if I have a quite day in work, an hourly one. Let's see...
I had a fantasy about being wanked off onto a custard pie and having it pushed into my face...but that one came true.
I had a fantasy about being wanked off onto a custard pie and pushing it into my partners face...but that one came true as well.
I had a fantasy about having a pre-op ts cumming over my face...but that one came true also.
I had a fantasy about being pied by a male splosher while dressed as a French maid...and guess what! Although that's probably one for the confessional.
It's fair to say I've been on a roll since I became single again and I'm starting to run out of fantasies. I'll have a bit of a think and get back to you...

A bit like welshcakes it varies by the second...Probably the one with the girl sitting in a gunge tank wearing a catsuit. I'm kneeling between her legs and licking away while the thick gunge cascades down over us.

Hi guys, i think it would have to be me dressed in drag as a maid, the full works make up wig heels, corsets the lot, then being covered from head to toe with anything and everything inside and out and then showing my appreciation to the man who wammed me.
gooeykez

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One that we have discussed many times but never done is that we are in a very, very warm room. We are at a computer and sat together on a bench. We are both dressed in swimsuits and have vibrators in situ. The swimsuits have a number of various chocololate bars inserted into them at strategic points.

What happens then is we surf the net visiting messy sites and posting to forums whilst the chocolate bars melt and we just keep adding more and more, and also increasing the size of the vibrators. As the session continues we also drink large qauntities of water to ensure that we can indulge in of lots of swimsuit wetting and watery games.

At the same time we would have a video camera running and would keep adding some comentary to it from the bench so that we could enjoy all of the fun again the next day.

Never done it and probably never will but it is one of our fave fantasies.

Let's see, probably being a king/ruler with first pick of the young women of the area with only a couple a year being selected to live a life of luxury and baccician excess, provided that they spent their days wallowing around in the mud and presenting themselves to have any leftover dinner/dessert disposed of by being dumped over them as they pleasured themselves and each other. Naturally spankings and discipline (policing each other, and myself being called in to judge) would be fitted in there.

A couple of times a year, the girls would have to elect one of their own to have to be thrown fully clothed in her best gown into the pig sty and do a suitably good impression of a pig before being allowed out to bathe in the nearby swamp that would turn into a big slimy muddy orgy...

At least that's one of them...

Right, after much deliberation I've got one...
As I've mentioned almost everywhere else on the forum and I'm sorry if I'm boring everyone but my current WAMpal is one of twins, and a few years ago I had quite a few messy expriences with her sister. Can you guess what is coming next?
Yep, if only there was some way I could persuade them both to slip into their damn sexy bikini's and pie each other for my sexual gratification before turning those pies on myself.

I'll have to lend this some serious thought.

welshcakes wrote:
Yep, if only there was some way I could persuade them both to slip into their damn sexy bikini's and pie each other for my sexual gratification before turning those pies on myself.

This part does sound particularly nice. Fingers crossed that this happens for you one day.

Welshcakes,the classic sister fantasy.


My own sister was gonna do some photos with me until she realised that people might think untoward things of us, so we decided against it *nods*

Yes, I know it's shallow but blinkin' flip! I've sploshed with them both seperately...how can I NOT fantasise about sploshing with them together?

I've got an identical twin sister and I keep trying to persuade her to do a shoot together (unfortunately for welshcakes no naughty touching!), she's alot more sensible than me and keeps turning her nose up at it! She's even more snooty than me!!!

Shame the pictures would have been great!

Clare xxx WAMprincess

Bloody sensibleness! Where's the fun in sensibleness?

And yes, those pictures would be great!

One of my fantasies is Gungeslut in a ball gown dancing with Julie Andrews in a type of suit she wore in the film Victor Victoria.
After dancing an arguement would ensue from who stepped on who's foot.
Gs throws her cocktail in Julie's face, Julie grabs the punch bowl and tips it over Gs's head.
At this stage whether they get wet only, messy, or wet and messy depends on the way I am feeling, but they always kiss and make up.

Like everyone depending on my mood depends on what i fancy but there is a story called the ridding accident on [url]http://www.goodmann.com in the stories section that when in need of shall we say insperation (god i need a spell checker) goes through my mind or at least a variation of, come to thing any stable or riding girls in full outfit in a muddy manure strewn farm tends to get me going..... excuse me a may be some time having a cold shower before the wife gets suspicious of my current drooling state.. mmmm muddy girls