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Hi all,

Soon my uni course will be over, and results time.

I'm going to try n use sods law in my favour, to the point of if i get a good degree grade, i will wam using some yucky substances chosen by the people here.

As just my luck, i may be lucky n get a good grade, and have to do it lol.

So please, i would like some ideas on yucky stuff to wam with

thanks

Flour and water goo is pretty yucky.

treacle and custard

dog food

Me and the new wife use a mix of treacle/molasses and powdered cake batter whenever we decide to get extra gooey, which, now that we're married, is all the time .

If you want something very very yucky, motor oil (fresh, not used as that would be nasty), still not sure how safe it is though, and would best avoid if you suffer from any skin conditions.
Bare in mind it will ruin any clothes for sure too, so only wear what’s almost ready for the dustbin anyway.

Well you did ask.

Michelle.

I believe even clean motor oil is extremely dangerous as it contains chemicals which don't do your bits any good at all. I've even heard talk of testicular cancer. So best avoided.

Several people have mentioned dog food recently, and you know me I'll try anything once! But not having a dog I don't know which brand is the sploshiest. Any suggestions?

Yeah, i know motor oil is a definate no no.

Foods is all i'd stick to personally.

Hayley wrote:
Several people have mentioned dog food recently, and you know me I'll try anything once! But not having a dog I don't know which brand is the sploshiest. Any suggestions?

The cheaper the sploshier. Some of the posh nosh is like a solid lump of meat and jelly. Be careful if you use a mixer as well as it has quite sharp edges.

Hiya Bill,

Thanks for the warning I honestly didn’t realise it was that dangerous or I wouldn’t have suggested it, fortunately It was only once I did it myself a very long while ago, Then the only risk I knew of at the time was of it irritating the skin if you left it on you too long, this was also before I had the internet back then.

Sorry if it caused any concern.

Michelle.

Well if you want really yucky, someone just posted a youtube vid in another thread...

How aboout wall paper paste then

Paint Water solourable of course

Mud,Custard,Cream all mixed together

CustardBloke wrote:How aboout wall paper paste then

Wallpaper paste should be treated with caution as it does contain fungicides which will irritate sensitive skin. My suggestion is if you have any skin problems or allergies of any sort avoid using it.

I'm not trying to stop anyone from using it, and we have used it ourselves at times, but we're always careful who we use it on.

Terry

Good point rasied by Terry ref wallpaper paste, I spoke to Miss Helen about it last year, and was warned of the problems. You could always get some natrasol in thats stuff is really fun to play with and it really easy to clean up as well.

If you want the add for the supplier send me a pm and I'll pass it on.

regards


Andy