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Just wondering the way you do when walking the dogs in gale force winds and driving rain.

What would it be like if you had a large glass tank full of maltesers and you were able to jump in it with a friend and romp about?

Would the maltesers be able to support your body weight for a while? Would it be like being in a ball pool? What would they feel like as they crunched underneath you and between both of you and how would it all feel as they melted under you and around you? Would any of the maltesers get where they shouldn't or perhaps where you wanted them too? Would you want to pass maltesers between each other? What would it be like watching from the outside?

So many questions but then again it kept my mind off the weather.

Wonder what the dogs were thinking about?

Where's Archimedes when you need him?

I often think that about vats of eggs (in their shells of course). Would they support my weight if evenly distributed? Be fun trying.

well you can walk on custard they proved that on braniac!!

Hayley wrote:
I often think that about vats of eggs (in their shells of course). Would they support my weight if evenly distributed? Be fun trying.

Even if evenly distributed I think I would prove to be too much for the eggs to handle, but yes it would be good to try.

I was thinking that there would be more of a chance with something like maltesers as they are smaller and would pack more closely together.

Philis wrote:well you can walk on custard they proved that on braniac!!

I saw that too but if you stand still you sink

In that case, standing still sounds more fun!

As for Maltesers, I don't find them as sexy as eggs though they are nice when they melt, I suppose. I think they would all just form a solid bed cos they don't have air in like ballpond balls. God, now you've got me at it! Driving home soon and will be thinking of that instead of something nice and horny now...

If they did form anything like a solid bed then you could burrow into them with your hands going head first and wriggle your way under the surface. You could of course have a snack along the way.

I think a big pool of eggs would support your weight. They're round and take a good hit before cracking. Of course, my fear would be the sharp chips of shell once you got some cracking. ThoughI do wonder, once one or two broke, would the sudden weight shift cause them all to smask or woudl it be a controlled bust?

Just take one in your hand and squeeze...hard. You almost can't crush it.

Does anyone want to try the maltesers thing, just in the interests of science you understand? Maybe you could analyse the way chocolate sauce or custard affects buoyancy?

no use askin me, i'd eat the lot Just Luv em

Cede xx