WAMBO NUMBER 5

[a]

Hayley you mention in a post earlier in the singng your version of Mambo Number Five and it got met thinking that Yourself, Gilly, DD and Sammy could form you own pop group (Take Splat or Girls Not Allowed) and sing you own version which would make a brilliant video.

So i have given it some thought and come up with a full version to see what you think. It is below so see what you think.

Enjoy

Paul


Wambo No. 5 - (with apologies to Mr Lou Bega)

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Wambo number five.
One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's drive.....
To the Splosh Studio down on the South Coast
The Girls says they want custard in their jeans, and I really wanna.
Custard like they had last week.
if you go to Poundland is really cheap.
I like Hayley, Sammy, Gilly and DD
And as I continue, you know they're getting wetter.
So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.
To me Sploshing is just like a sport.
Buckets fly, they all let me dump it.
Please put it inside the gusset

A bucket of Custard in my jeans
A load of Beans in my panties.
A bucket of Porridge over my head,
Some pies into my face.
and more on to my bum,
Some cake mix over my tits
A little tweak and my tits are hard,
if you want Sploshed then it's not hard!!!!!!!!
Wambo number five.

Jump up and down and watch it all squelch around.
Shake your arse to the sound, put your hands on the tits.
Rub it in and rub it more
One hand on your tits the other in your pants
Clap your hands once and have a wank
And if your enjoying this then you're doing it right.

Even more of Custard in my jeans
and more Beans in my panties.
Another bucket of Porridge over my head,
and some pies into my face.
and even more on to my bum,
More cake mix over my tits
A little tweak and my nips are hard,
if you want Sploshed then it's not hard!!!!!!!!
Wambo number five.
Lump it, at the strumpet.
Wambo number five, ha, ha, ha.

Even more of Custard in my jeans
and more Beans in my panties.
Another bucket of Porridge over my head,
and some pies into my face.
and even more on to my bum,
More cake mix over my tits
A little tweak and my nips are hard,
if you want Sploshed then it's not hard!!!!!!!!

I do it all to Splosh a girl like you.
Cause you don't run and you don't hide.
You are gonna be pied and pied
Wambo number five.

[wamram]

[shredder]

Very creative - thanks. I get some wonderful mental visuals all through this.

[Squelch]

That is just excellent

Quiet day at work by any chance??

[Richard]

That is just excellent

Quiet day at work by any chance??

Oh! Come on! It's always quiet in Cumbria at this time of year. I spent all my working life there.

Actually it's probably picking up a bit now with all this scorching weather!

[a]

Correct Squelch was absoultuely dead , just me and my PC, no staff, no clients and fuck all to do.

If it is the same today i will try to do Bohemian Rapsody (i like a challenge)

Paul

[Hayley]

Yes, thanks for that!

Trouble is, I'll have another day singing it to myself now!

Love,
Hayley x