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Posted: **28 Apr 2007, 22:18**

Today at Wamdrogony Towers we turned our attention to academic affairs as the mock practical exams took place for our GCSE Sploshing Studies.
Here's an extract from the front page of the official marking sheet (which you will notice the examiners ticking off on the clipboard in the pictures below);

GCSE Sploshing Studies practical examination for the academic year 2006/2007

Name of candidate: ____________
School: _______________
Examiner: _____________
Date of examination: ___________

The practical examination will consist of two sections, to be completed simultaneously. Candidates shall be required to present themselves in smart school uniform and both candidate and examiner should maintain an attitude of serious academic dignity at all times. None of your perverted little shenanigans here, sunshine (unless you want to).

In section 1, the candidate is required to gunge the examiner in the manner of their choosing, using the materials provided. Marks shall be awarded in each subsection according to the type of gunge employed and the sliminess, kinkiness and other relevant qualities displayed by the candidate.
Causing the examiner to orgasm carries no extra marks, but we are sure they’ll be very grateful.

In section 2, the candidate shall change places with the examiner and be marked on how well they are able to take a similar gunging back. Marks here will be awarded for messiness, gameness, taunting and cuteness.

First of all, I took my exam with Mr. Me.

Posted: **28 Apr 2007, 22:23**

Glad you passed with flying (pies) colours Miss Helen :lol:

Wish we'd had those type of exams when i was at school

Posted: **28 Apr 2007, 22:26**

Following this, Lulu Sorebum-Britney sought to impress the fearsome Miss Angelcane.

Posted: **28 Apr 2007, 22:31**

At this point, Miss Angelcane requested that Mr. Me and I return to assist her in showing the delinquent Lulu the correct way to go about her studies, but the whole thing soon descended into anarchy.

Posted: **29 Apr 2007, 13:50**

Ah you dont get this on ITV!!!!!! this is what they want!!!! this is why people visit the splosh board!!!!!

Was a great day.. We had a real blast filming we just about threw gunge everywhere. Challenge Me! was a real gem on camera, I am hoping Miss Helen can get something together. Lou and Mandy where on form as well. Mandy even brought a cain!!! oh her missus..........

Thanks to everybody who travelled on the day.

regards

Andy

(Even the teachers rebelled at the end!!!!)

Posted: **29 Apr 2007, 14:23**

There's nothing quite like formal education is there?

Wish I'd been there, Bill and I make a great pair of schoolgirls (think slim and slutty meets fat and slobby!). Anybody there to hand out spankings?

Hayley

PS Andy, you have my permission to stop going on about the Tiswas recording now.

Posted: **29 Apr 2007, 14:43**

What a great skool!!
Can I enrole, Miss, please Miss, please?

Loved the picture with something going down the back of your panties.
Did it feel good?

Nice comments from Haley.
Just need some clarification on who's who re the fat and slobby one and the slim one?

(am I banned now?)

Posted: **29 Apr 2007, 15:13**

matt2matt2002 wrote:
Nice comments from Haley.
Just need some clarification on who's who re the fat and slobby one and the slim one?

(am I banned now?)

If you saw us together, you'd soon work it out!

Hayley x

Posted: **29 Apr 2007, 15:16**

Hayley wrote:There's nothing quite like formal education is there?

Wish I'd been there, Bill and I make a great pair of schoolgirls (think slim and slutty meets fat and slobby!). Anybody there to hand out spankings?

Hayley

PS Andy, you have my permission to stop going on about the Tiswas recording now.

Ok... would love to film yourselves with Miss Helen at the studio's name the date and the time. We'll be their.

regards

Andy

Posted: **29 Apr 2007, 15:25**

Have enough trouble getting her to come here, let alone your place!

Sulk!

Posted: **29 Apr 2007, 15:28**

BillShipton wrote:Have enough trouble getting her to come here, let alone your place!

Sulk!

No I am talking about the wamdrogony coming to you..

regards

Andy

Posted: **29 Apr 2007, 19:18**

Thanks all - this one was a lot of fun to do as a themed game for us all, Challenge Me (who came into this as a newcomer to our merry band of maniacs) turned out to be fantastic. The instructions I gave the examiners for this was to be totally serious throughout, in the tacet hope that they would completely fail to keep a straight face and corpse like mad, but the joke was on me as they managed to hold character more or less throughout and improvised some real gems of dialogue. Mandy was especially fearsome, bringing her Domme side out to play complete with twin canes and some absolutely merciless pie shots.
I'm still figuring out the best way to put the video together (I'm thinking of presenting it like a revision/exam preparation video), but I'll hopefully get it done eventually.

Re. the slim/slobby confusion, maybe the attached image might be of assistance in deciding;

Posted: **01 May 2007, 05:56**

another resounding success. miss helen on form as always, and mandy, gunged with clothes 'on'. ah well, maybe next time.
where do we enroll?

Posted: **01 May 2007, 08:46**

Me n that miscreant LouLou had a ball - as usual

thanks to Miss Helen and Andy for the ideas, gunge and place to play. Challenge Me was a hard act to follow.

Yes Andy my Domme side came out and I only NEARLY giggled twice through the shoot but made up for it when anarchy set in.

Sorry messyman, I DID keep my clothes on but then again I WAS a teacher and you have to set an example??? LOL

LouLou was brilliant as a gumpopping brat of a girl and deserved the caning she got hee hee

all we both can say is AGAIN AGAIN soon

Posted: **03 May 2007, 10:49**

Now that's what you call a Mess great stuff girls & guy of coruse

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GCSE Sploshing Studies practical examination (mock)

GCSE Sploshing Studies practical examination (mock)

Oh school day memories