The Splosh UK Forum

If anyone is board for the next few weeks drop me a email, i am so board and there is nothing on the tele during the day apart for jeremey Kyle were i just want to punch them in the face with a pie.............

Just before anyone says it i can not get messy for the next two weeks as it will prob put me off doing it for a while...

Nice pic there - sure you're not exposing anyone's secrets? Is that where you are? On bored (heh heh) a ship?

If you strayed into Iraqi waters, they might give you one of those nice suits to splosh in (and Rupert Murdoch might donate 10,000 quid for the story of you doing it).

think if i get kiddnapped i might ask to stay there as long as i would have internet, a suite and loads of wam. think i would start a movement overthere, or with talli ban women with the faces covered might make it a bit more intresting.