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A question for the ladies. I have done some ice cream sitting in the past, and found it quite lovely! My fave is a one-liter cardboard container, left out a while to partially melt. Then put a tee shirt down on the bed and the ice cream on it, and sit down! Yummy to the max!

Anyway, I'm introducing Oso to the joys of partially melted ice cream (see below), and wanted to ask the ladies if there was any problem with sitting in it bare-bottomed. Anyone tried this? Any advice?

I wouldn't think there would be a problem sitting on it with your bare bottom! Just a bit cold.
I haven't sat on icecream but I have sat on a few cream cakes which I thought had thawed out but hadn't!
The icecream might go into a few cheeky places but if you are willing to lick it off then I'm sure your lady won't mind!


Clare x

Put ice cream down the front of a bikini top and the effects are outstanding.

I'm sure she will enjoy it - we both enjoy warm and cold things poured on us. But I have hearad that women should keep sugary things away from the vagina, which is what I was concerned about.

That may be something to do with prevention of thrush.

However, in a recent episode from Gilly's Silly House we saw Anne-Marie applying chocolate to her 'delicate bits' and MessyAngel used a chocolate bar as a dildo so, bearing in mind the usually high sugar content of chocolate I should think its OK to use icecream.

And we do have some unsweetened yoghurt for the next day...

I guess you could always put in a tampon first. I heard good things about using that for the "really freaky" stuff LOL. This was from a mainstream forum.

Ice cream is fine so long as it is not too cold and there are no lumps of ice in it (those are a bit of a shock to the pussy lips! But if it is going to be warm, you might as well use Angel Delight which comes in much larger quantities (ice cream melts into nothing).

Quite partial to the choc dildo myself and it has never done me any harm so long as I clean myself well afterwards (I have a woman in twice a week!).

Hayley

Hayley wrote:(I have a woman in twice a week!). Hayley

............and a man in for the rest of the week??

Thanks everyone for the advice. We now have two one litre cardboard cartons of hokey pokey. Let the games begin!

Hayley wrote:
Quite partial to the choc dildo myself and it has never done me any harm so long as I clean myself well afterwards (I have a woman in twice a week!).

May have mentioned this before but we have on occasions surfed the messy pages of the net together with the heating turned up and some strategically placed chocolate bars in our swimwear. Great as they begin to melt and squirm there way into various crevices and of course a lot of fun at clean up time.

Hayley wrote:But if it is going to be warm, you might as well use Angel Delight

Just looked this up with google. Can't find it here in NZ. Turns out we actually got some while shopping yesterday! I do periodically try new things, and one of the things we got yesterday is a pudding mix where you add milk and whisk. Sounds like it, yes? Are any flavours better than the others?

Hayley wrote:Quite partial to the choc dildo myself. Hayley

Are you, perchance related to Marianne Faithfull?

(That will probably go over the heads of anyone under the age of 60, - just think of Mars Bars and the famous Rolling Stones drugs bust.)

sotonude wrote:

Hayley wrote:Quite partial to the choc dildo myself. Hayley

Are you, perchance related to Marianne Faithfull?

(That will probably go over the heads of anyone under the age of 60, - just think of Mars Bars and the famous Rolling Stones drugs bust.)

I remember hearing about that but not at the time it happened I'am only 30ish

Went over my head... so I googled it http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marsbar.asp