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Bogemian Sloshody

Postby a » 10 May 2007, 11:56

Sorry the follow up to Wambo Number 5 is a bit later than promised but here it is HAYLEY’S BOHEMIAN SPLOSHSODY hope you like it.

Paul

HAYLEY’S BOHEMIAN SPLOSHSODY
APOLOGIES TO FREDDIE MERCURY


Is this the a real pie? – or is this just fantasy?
Caught right across the face,
No escape from the pie tin.
Open my eyes, look up there are more pies.

I'm just a horny girl,
In need of Sploshing.
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Panties high, Panties low.
Anywhere the pies go doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama I just pied myself
put a pie upon my seat,
pulled up my skirt,
now I’m wet.
Mama, I have just begun,
but now I've gone and wet myself
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to waste the pie,
if I'm not pied at all today,
I will carry on, tomorrow as nothing else really matters.

Too late,
More pies have come,
sends cream down my tits
pussy’s aching all the time.

Goodbye, everybody,
I've got to go, gotta leave you all with pie on my behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh, I really want a pie,
I sometimes wish I'd was never dry at all.

I see a little silhouette of a man,
Paul the Pieman, Paul the Pieman, will you fill my Fanny. Cheesecake and Gateau, very, very delightful to me.

(Gateau.) (Gateau). (Gateau.) (Gateau), (Gateau) – fingers in my fanny

I'm just a horny girl and everybody loves me.
She's just a horny girl with a sticky fanny, spare her her life and cover up her titties..
Easy come, easy go - will you let me cum.

"No, we will not let you cum".

"Let her cum!"

"We will not let you cum".

"Let her cum!"

"We will not let you cum".

"Let her cum!"

"Will not let you go".

(Let me cum.)

“Ok we will not let you go".
(Let me cum.) Ah. Ah

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Oh Mama Mia, Mama Mia. Mama Mia, I have just cum!
The Pieman has a cock he has put inside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can pie me and finger in my fanny.
So you think you can shag me and cover me to pie.
Oh, baby, please do this to me, baby.
Just gotta get pied, just gotta get shagged right outta here.

Clothing all in tatters,
Anyone can pie me,
Clothing all in tatters,
Please can you pie me,
Anyway time of day does.
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Postby Philis » 10 May 2007, 19:53

congratulations thats some talent
it's up there with some of Bills greatest hits 8) at this rate there will be an album :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby NX » 10 May 2007, 22:21

:lol: K-Tel proudly presents Music To Splosh Girls (or anyone else) By! This album will not be available in the shops! :lol:



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