Sploshing for men

View · by **christh** » 06 Apr 2007, 10:45

Why does a heterosexual, happily married man want to wear women's clothing in order to splosh? I am not sure why, but it is certainly a huge turn-on, and I can suggest two possible reasons for this subconcious desire.

Firstly, men's dress is unsexy, and indeed the male body has less of visual interest than the female. Trousers are particularly unsuitable garments, and most uncomfortable when wet. Shorts skirts, knickers and stockings are far more suitable.

Secondly, women's bodies and the garments associated woth them are so exciting that a man can get much pleasure from pretending to have voluptuous breasts and nipples.

I wish to conduct some experiments in deriving pleasure from sploshing. So how to dress? Sploshing needs a different approach to mere glamour work. Sploshing garments have to look good when wet. Black lacy underwear will not do, unless it is designed to show through wet outer wear. If bras are to seen they should be plain and white: this may seem prudish but this adds to the contrast when sploshed. Similarly knickers should be full and white, so that they may look good when filled with gunge. Men should wear them back to front: it looks untidy if bollocks are sticking out. I shall append a series of photos of a wet session, with gunge to follow. I know you won't treasure these like those of Messy Angel et al, but they might inspire someone to have a go. Once wet I like to feel the sensation until I am quite dry. It is an evening's, if not a day's, commitment.

(I am sending this in short bursts as I cannot see a way of pasting text. Part two to follow!)

View · by **christh** » 06 Apr 2007, 11:02

(Part two!)

I start with standard wear. A black bra is stuffed with balloons full of water. You could use air-filled balloons, but the water gives the right weight and feel, and there is always a frisson from the thought taht they will let you down, as they surely will if you wear them until they burst! If you cut holes in the bra the nozzles can protrude through to represent nipples, and a plain white vest id worn above, Below a pair of bog standard M&S white knickers are best. An alternative is an old pair of tights with the legs cut out, but maybe this is a bit rude for photography? I'm not sure.

(More to follow)

View · by **muckypup** » 06 Apr 2007, 11:05

christh wrote:(I am sending this in short bursts as I cannot see a way of pasting text. Part two to follow!)

Interesting thoughts so far! As for the pasting can you not just right click in the message body bit and choose paste?

View · by **matt2matt2002** » 06 Apr 2007, 14:22

Interesting topic here.

I too like to dress and mess.

I always thought it was a way for me to 'humiliate' ladies who have dominated me in the past. Not just 'Doms' but also the ladies in my life who have ruled me in one way or another.

I do respect ladies in general and would never do them any harm.
However to see a nicely dressed lady covered in goo and mess is a total thrill for me.

And if they want to have their revenge then I am more than happy to submit.

Nice pix btw
Quite agree with the nix being worn back to front.

View · by **GooGoddess** » 06 Apr 2007, 16:43

Hello Christh...
Enjoy your thoughts on this... I agree... women have ALL te Best clothing, both in "look" & "feel". My personal thoughts on dressing & messing...
If it's worth doing... it's worth over-doing!!

Included some unMessy examples of this "theory"...
Looking forward to the next "Burst"
Hugs...
GG

View · by **christh** » 07 Apr 2007, 06:12

Still not so sure about the fag, but those are amazing pictures: I look forward to seeing other items from your wardrobe! I have created a new folder called goog. Thinking, as I usually do, of Norma Snockers, I once tried melons put into pockets sewn into an old vest. I thought they were a bit over the top, but maybe not... Could try watermelons, but I don't really like eating them afterwards!

View · by **christh** » 07 Apr 2007, 06:26

Part 3, and thank you Muckypup for the pasting lesson: if I had known that I might have avaided the typos.

Generally I like sploshing with food. This is cheap, easily come by and you can eat it at the end of the session, which is exciting in itself as well as tasty. There are two general effects, liquids to pour over the top or into the bra, like tomato soup, and solids to fill the knickers, like rice pudding. The procedure is to fill the knickers first, sitting on something waterproof to watch an evening’s telly. At some stage pour the liquid on. At the end eat as much as possible, especially from inside the knickers. Then a shower, and then…

Here are the gleanings of a recent wander round Tesco’s.

Liquids
Soya chocolate drink 98p a litre, Tomato soup 35p a tin, Tomato ketchup 42p a bottle, Vegetable oil £1.62 for three litres.

Solids
Bananas: 39p a lb, Pineapple pieces 32p a tin, Baked beans 17p a tin, Mushy peas 18p a tin

I invite further observations on my thoughts, and may send in some foody pictures if anyone shows interest.

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 07 Apr 2007, 14:03

cooool post, i like the experimental style.
if right clicking and pasting doesnt work, then CTRL+C works too.

as for goo goddess i think the cigarette adds the decadent touch! very glamour-trash. adoring it