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Hey, ya'll I know it's been far too long since I lasted posted some pics but life has been very very hectic lately and believe me when I say I've not had a lot of time for fun and games.
Until a few hours ago that is when my neighbour, who is about 60 and quite bonkers, gamely splatted me in the face with a shaving foam pie.
Being very open minded she's known about my unusual eating habits for a while and has been promising to give me a good pieing ever since, but the time was never right. So anyway, I bumped into a few days ago and she asked me if I could come round and help her put her new curtains up, what with me being a strapping 6 foot 2 and everything, and in return she would finally deliver me my promised pie.
And hats off to her, she delivered it with gusto, splatting me firmly in the face with it before rubbing it in thoroughly and leaving the plate stuck to my face. Just the way I like it. Mmm.
The pics are on their way to Hayley as we speak...

Top one Welshcakes,

regards

Andy

Hi

You don't have to send them to me any more. You now have your own Attachment button for photos, Welshcakes! One of our recent repairs. However, if you have already sent them, I shall put them up for you.

Hayley

WAHEYYYYY!

i'd love to get some of my neighbours to pie me. althouigh some of them i wouldnt let anywhere near me!

pies in exchange for services rendered, why welshcakes, you pie prozzie!;)

that is, if prozzies put up curtains these days

now im rambling

*wanders off*

An attachment button, eh? Right, let's give this a go...

Gadzooks! It workd! Ace!
Oh, and DD, I would love to be a pie prozzie and carry out DIY jobs in return for a thorough pieing. I could call myself THE D.I.-PIE MAN.
See what I did there?

Haha! I love a bit of punnilingus on a SUnday afternoon. Truly scrumptious!

Ace pics too, your neighbour seems well cool!

huge size though might want to shrink em for the snail connection people.

SO, DI PIE man... i've got some odd jobs need done round my house. I seem to have spilt custard all down my pants, and am incapable of cleaning it up .....

PLEASE don't post pics that size! Around the 100 KB mark tops, please, as I said in my instructional thread at the top of the forum.

Otherwise, well done!

Hayley

Wooooo! Lovely pieing. Have been craving one of those for months! I'd love to play with a bucket full of chocolate sauce and have a cream pie to contrast - yummy!

You lucky sod you .
Send your nieghbour round my house when you've finished doing jobs for her .

Welshcakes

Your neighbour reminds me a little bit of Marsha from 'Spaced'

Phantom

Welshcakes, your neighbour is a lovely looking young lady.

Hey welshcakes great idea there do get a pie.

But this has been one of mine but i aint followed it thr yet. My idea was go to different cream cake shops and varios supermarket where there are good looking women workin there. say to them u are getting sponsored to get pied as many times as you can take your own pie material or ask if they have some.

I always wanted to do that but it would have to be when its quiet

Hey welshcakes great idea there do get a pie.

But this has been one of mine but i aint followed it thr yet. My idea was go to different cream cake shops and varios supermarket where there are good looking women workin there. say to them u are getting sponsored to get pied as many times as you can take your own pie material or ask if they have some.

I always wanted to do that but it would have to be when its quiet