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Hello there

Or should I say Good Evening cos this week the Silly House went all classical! Yes, that's right, in my absence, we had a guest appearance by prima ballerina Dame Hydee Pielova who performed Piekovski's ballet Porn Lake - featuring the famous Dance of the Pieing Swan! Set to no less than three pieces of genuine ballet music (with a rock finale!), Hydee got tutu silly with dozens of cream pies, plastering herself in time to the tunes. Pirouettes, pasdesdeux, entrechats, and amazing leg splits - being a trained dancer you get the lot as well as FULL NUDITY and a lot of fun.

Obviously without the music, the stills don't do it justice, you really should join the Silly House at www.gillysillyhouse.com to see for yourself. It's only 12 quid for four new films or photo sets a month PLUS access to our entire back catalogue. So come and join us.

In the meantime take your seats for Porn Lake...

Gilly
www.gillysillyhouse.com

Act One and Dame Hydee is the Soggy Bum Fairy...

With pies slapped hard into her fanny and bottom, I think you can see how the dance got its name. But don't worry, guys, this is serious art not the usual smut!

Now the Dance of the Pieing Swan itself....for true ballet connoisseurs, this is the bit where Dame Hydee gets her kecks off and starts getting dirty on the floor!

For the finale, we ditch the classical crap for some good old rock music and Dame Hydee (not topless and knickerless) lets her hair down and just destroys the place - and herself! It's fast, it's frantic, it's filthy! Like a near naked version of that scene in Tommy! What a climax! Especially for Hydee!

To see the whole 14 min film join up at www.gillysillyhouse.com now.

Much love
Gilly x x x

PS If anyone is missing me - I'm back on film next week!

I love seeing Hydee in the 'dancing' videos, it's clear that she is a classically trained dancer, she moves so well.

Whilst I enjoy seeing you, Gilly, I can't get enough of Hydee! (or Anne-Marie either, I'm torn between them as to which is my favourite).

btw, I won't have you calling classical music 'crap', it's better than all your rock stuff!

Great pics of Hydee, Gilly!

I'm glad somebody likes it, Sotonude, it took ages to edit and stopped me getting to the Splunch! I hated it after that but saw it again yesterday and quite liked it. Must stop coming up with ideas that are beyond the length of time I have to do them properly.

Wow! That girl certainly has some biceps on her. Not that I didn't notice the other bits, too.

welshcakes wrote:Wow! That girl certainly has some biceps on her. Not that I didn't notice the other bits, too.

Hmmm! maybe she's in training for "The Nutcracker"

I didn't notice te biceps but I do know that he is a trained dancer, stilt walker and is currently doing a course to become a plumber!

She can put my pipe in any time etc etc

BillShipton wrote:I didn't notice te biceps but I do know that he is a trained dancer, stilt walker and is currently doing a course to become a plumber!

She can put my pipe in any time etc etc

Thats mad their is nothing like a bit of re-training as they say. Great stills by the way.

regards

Andy

BillShipton wrote:She can put my pipe in any time etc etc

Put your pipe in where Bill for a outside tap to hose down girls in the garden at Splosh Towers .

Great stuff

wamram

BillShipton wrote:I do know that she is currently doing a course to become a plumber!

Well she certainly puts lead (plumb) in my pencil - see what I did there?

BillShipton wrote:I'm glad somebody likes it, Sotonude, it took ages to edit and stopped me getting to the Splunch! I hated it after that but saw it again yesterday and quite liked it. Must stop coming up with ideas that are beyond the length of time I have to do them properly.

Bill, I'm sorry that it prevented you from attending the Splunch but in my mind the effort you made to edit the video was well worth while, (I hope you found time to down a pint or several whilst you were doing it).
As a lover of legitimate ballet, classical and modern, I often try to visualise a sploshing version of whatever I am watching, (weird or what? )
You certainly did a great job with Hydee & the dying duck and I hope to see more similar items. - er, have you thought of opera, perhaps Wagner?

OK, I'll get me coat!