Around this time, when big sporting events are about to occur (I think it's golf this time, but I'm not too sure.. maybe tiddlywinks, or wrestling) every two-bit barrow boy starts wheeling out tacky "supporters" merchandise bearing the cross of St. George on daft items of clothing. We at Wamdrogony can't understand who buys all this stuff, I mean what sort of lummox looks at a big floppy England hat and thinks, "that's for me"?

Oh.
Still, looks like you could at least store loads of stuff in there.



Blimey, that thing's like a bottomless pit. We had to get Princess Mandy to come and help us fill it.

And this isn't showing all the bottles of paint, cans of soup and all the other sloppy stuff we poured in there.
So, let's see how that hat looks on him now.

A moderate improvement, I think you'll agree. But we carried on gunging him anyway.

