It's me!
Wow! thanks so much for going to the trouble to post me as a topic here! I couldn't believe someone liked my stuff that much and as for the missus (bet she just loves being called that!) having a thing about me...

I'm being coy there, I'm not opposed to a bit of that sort of thing! And I mean that too, not saying it in that kind of Michelle Marsh/Lucy Pinder "oooh I'd love to play with another girls boobs me" (yeh right love, just take your cheque and fuck off!) way. Anyway enough Michelle Marsh envy diguised as hatred! I will be back very soon, Bill has given me a date. Only got to work out what we're going to do now...A trip to TK Max beckons!
WAM Princess (gonna keep saying it til it catches on!) Clarexxx