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Slinky, black, and custard!

Dressed in a floor-length black slinky evening dress and black wellington boots, Miss Pink gives her outfit the Saturation Hall treatment.

As part of her apprenticeship at the village pub, Miss Pink has been nominated to be the hostess at the Beltaine festivities in the village hall in May, and provided with a suitable dress for the occasion, with instructions to see that she properly prepares for the night. Having attended a fair few of these events in previous years, she knows full well that the hostess usually ends the night sitting chest-deep in an open barrel of Lady's Brew while the revellers dip their tankards all round her, so she wants to be sure the dress is up to the job. So she decides to test it, with lashings and lashings of custard!


Now, how should I test this?


Mmmm! Custard!


Bottoms up!


Squelch!


Eeek! Who turned the lights out?

Enjoy!

Great pics Dm, looks like a good set, love the intro..

regards

Andy

Fantastic pics, that last one is just too cute for words.

Thanks! I'll pass the comments on when I'm next down in the village. She really enjoys gungeplay, nice to know it's appreciated.

Cool set, nice one!

Having attended a fair few of these events in previous years, she knows full well that the hostess usually ends the night sitting chest-deep in an open barrel of Lady's Brew while the revellers dip their tankards all round her..

Now that I'd like to see!

Blimey! Those pics are as cute as a cute thing. Love the dress.

Great pictures

and those 'tats' look cool
any chance of a close up?

Thanks!

Miss Pink does have some truly lovely tattoos, we don't currently have any close-ups of them, but I'll mention your interest next time I'm in the Fox. Maiden has a very impressive 'tree of life' chest tattoo as well (we do have oil-coated closeups of that one!), if the ladies are willing we might put a mini tattoo gallery in the Members Extra area at some point.

Very good shame you not taken anyone down the top then

She does pour a fair bit of custard down inside the dress, but you don't really get any better views of the tattoos than can be seen in the pic below (though of course the pictures in the members area are *much* larger than this promo sample - 1,536 x 2,048 pixels instead of 500 x 350)

mmmmmm Miss Pink is very cute an wears custard very well shame she is up north would like to do a mud shoot with her could be fun

Cede xx

Wow, high praise indeed! Actually, a Southern shoot wouldn't be completely out of the question, Miss Pink is planning to come to the Camden meet (as is Lady Jasmine, all being well), and various of us do make the trip down to the smoke on a semi-regular basis. And we're all just waiting for the season to warm a little before we hit the mudflats!

Though it must be said, the London and North Eastern Railway is not what it was. Ever since they brought in those HST contraptions and did away with the Deltics, not a compartment is to be found. Open coaches are NOT first class, no matter how many silly labels they stick on them.

DungeonMasterOne wrote:Though it must be said, the London and North Eastern Railway is not what it was. Ever since they brought in those HST contraptions and did away with the Deltics, not a compartment is to be found. Open coaches are NOT first class, no matter how many silly labels they stick on them.

Couldn't agree more old chap. Things have never been the same since the Great Northern Railway lost it's independence.

Indeed, young sirs, GNER has me revolving in my grave.

Your humble servant and locomotive designer,

Nige

Good to hear from you Sir Nigel, welcome to our forum.
I trust that your revolutions are powered by three cylinders with conjugated valve gear

Sotonude (aka George Jackson Churchward)