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Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 13:26**

Just a quck question to everyone for my first message.

If there was only 1 pie left in the entrie world and you could pie anyone with it who would you choose and why.

My choice would be Jo Blythe the fit local news weather forcaster for Cumbria and i believe Yorkshire and Lancashire, blonde, fit with nice tits.

Any other suggestions

Paul

Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 15:29**

Hi

Welcome along, Paul. Hope you have lots of fun here.

I would have to say Hayley- otherwise I'd get severely told off!

Bill

Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 15:34**

I would have to say Karen Partington, as long as I can use one of those massive flan bases we use.

regards

Andy

Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 18:24**

Hmmm...my first thought would be my Girlfriend, since I've not yet had the chance to pie her

Failing that...probably Jewel Staite (Kaley in Firefly). One of my top five atm

Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 18:46**

athrun wrote:Hmmm...my first thought would be my Girlfriend, since I've not yet had the chance to pie her

Failing that...probably Jewel Staite (Kaley in Firefly). One of my top five atm

Welcome to you from another 'newy'. Assuming that the last pie would have been made by the last human, logic dictates I'd have to pie myself. Still, given that this is fantasy I'll go for darling Decadent Dolly - who else could be so much fun to spend time with at the end of the world? :lol:

Codger

Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 18:58**

Yep, I'd have to go for DD as well. Although if she wanted to pie me instead that would be cool.

Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 21:46**

welshcakes wrote:Yep, I'd have to go for DD as well. Although if she wanted to pie me instead that would be cool.

Seeing as this really is a fantasy zone, can I also add (in addition to Darling Dolly - who, I'm sure, would approve) the late but still revered (and extremely witty) Dorothy Parker.

For all you young folks, here's a link to Wikipedia to show you what I mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Parker

To be honest, I can think of an enormous number of suitable and highly desirable candidates to receive the 'last pie on Earth'. However, I've just realised that most of them are very deceased.

*I'll get my cloak*

Codger

Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 22:10**

I would pie Clown Julie with the last pie in the world

P.S welcome to the messy mad house :lol:

Wamram

Posted: **20 Feb 2007, 23:55**

Thinking it might have to be Jessica Alba!

Posted: **21 Feb 2007, 10:35**

Hi

I would be so upset that it was the Last Pie in the World that I might just have to save it for myself! Though Dolly would be second, followed by Julie (depending on what the pie was made of!).

Love
Hayley

Posted: **21 Feb 2007, 17:51**

Awwwwwwwwwww! Im incredibly touched, Codger

lets hope there never is only 1 pie left. I'd share it with you after by rubbing my face on yours

x

Posted: **21 Feb 2007, 20:57**

DecadentDoll wrote:Awwwwwwwwwww! Im incredibly touched, Codger

lets hope there never is only 1 pie left. I'd share it with you after by rubbing my face on yours

x

Wow! Thanks for the thought, DD - though I'll never get to sleep, now, for thinking about it.

You've made a happy man feel very old

Codger

Posted: **21 Feb 2007, 23:01**

athrun wrote:Hmmm...my first thought would be my Girlfriend, since I've not yet had the chance to pie her

Failing that...probably Jewel Staite (Kaley in Firefly). One of my top five atm

Jewel is a good choice.