The Splosh UK Forum

As you know, messyamature went for the Scotland to win bet, she's looking quite worried now as they did me proud, and brought her one step nearer being tied and piied.
I'm looking for anyone to cum and do, or do and cum, whatever they like, with whatever they like ( she loves black treacle) when Scotland finally win.
Any takers?

im sure thers lots of takers but hull is close to york
im rather drunk i may add so this might not make sense

dont go counting your 'chickens' just yet babes.

Hi

Since Bill supports Wales I so should have got a bet like this in place whereby I get messed up everytime they lose! They don't look like they'll win anything!!

Personally rugby does nothing for me - but the players are yum!

Hayley

Rugby could be greatly improved by a few little tweaks:

1. Teams should have to play cross-dressed. Schoolgirl uniforms for the men, overalls or boilersuits for the women.

2. Instead of a grass field, all games should be held in 3" of liquid clay.

3. At the end of each game, the teams should be hosed clean with warm water on a stage at one end of the ground.

4. The loosing team from each match should then have to change into their team tracksuits, and be thoroughly gunged by the winning team.

I agree fully with your 'tweaks' for rugby, DM1, but couldn't the same be said regarding football (all codes), hockey, and many other team games?

Cricket now there's another bag of worms! All over white uniforms just begging for a complete mudding

if you wanna see the mud battles, try the red button on your remote ( don't know or care what it's called), after the rugby 6 nations on telly, and watch the womens 6 nations matches.
Oh to be a referee!

sotonude wrote:Cricket now there's another bag of worms! All over white uniforms just begging for a complete mudding

The new MCC rules insist that cricket is played by teams of women in white satin with the ball replaced by eggs, cakes etc. Anything that breaks on impact. In the rare instance of something not exploding it can be caught by the other players.

Other main differences...the tea interval is held on the pitch and consists of the two teams of eleven holding a massive pie fight. And, of course, they don't stop when it rains!

Oh Bill! DON'T!!!

The mental images that conjured up almost turned me into a sports fan