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I while the hubby is at work just thought i would come on here. I have just finished straightening my jet black hair. It is nice and shiny and clean, and reaches half way down my back so what do you want to do to me?


MadamHelen x

Well I would love to see you pour a litre of cooking oil all over it. When it is thoroughly soaked and shiny you should then rub a tub of marjarine into it.

Messy hair is a favourite of mine.

Messfreak

Can I suggest you start by massaging into your hair a large tub of vaseline - you should find that feels truly awesome - and it will take you quite a while to wash it out at the end! after that, surely the best would be a large can of treacle followed by a bag of flour. have fun!

Go for it Helen...something smelly woulkd be cool. Some nice ketchup and mayo! Maybe just a hint of burger mustard!

Hayley

Definitely margarine.....then flour, if you can stand a long clean-up.