The Splosh UK Forum

Hello everyone. I've been hanging around watching and waiting for the right moment to join in. This seems like a friendly forum so here I am.

Some details: I'm an oldie, old enough to remember Charlie Drake, Tessie O'Shea and the Peter Glaze/Don McClean shorts on Crackerjack first time round.

It took me at least thirty years (and the invention of the world-wide-web) to realise I was not the only messy pervert around. Here's where I put my cards on the table - I find a messy woman extremely arousing and have a preference for pies in the face and boobs - particularly if it involves Miss Stockings, Messy-Jessie, Hayley, Decadent Doll, Clown Julie and Silly Gilly.

I have been lucky enough, over the years, to find some females willing to join in with my fantasies (in fact I'm astonished how willing many women are). At the moment, however, I do not have anyone to Splosh with * cue hearts and flowers *. Never mind. It's good to know that others can and do and, moreover, are prepared to share their moments with the rest of us. Please keep it up.

Hope to join in with some observations from time to time and, if possible, meet some of you at one of the get-togethers.

Happy to chat

Codger

Hello and welcome. Nice to have you here.

Welcome!

Welcome to the forum Codger. It's good to know that I'm not the only 'dirty old man' around here. I see that you are an author, may one ask what sort of subjects interest you? Perhaps you write stories about sploshing; if so we would love to see something posted in the reading room.

Richard (writer of very inferior smut)

Hi

Always good to hear from people of my era!

You say you started on the internet - you mean you missed all the early days of the mags? Now that was a pioneering time!

Plenty of memories etc to share so feel free to join in.

Old Bill

Hi Codger. Welcome to the wild, wacky, wonderfulness of wet and messy mayhem.

Here's mud in your eye (literally).

Welcome along Codger!

*pies you in the face*

wonderful to have you here to join in the fun with our messy little family!

*mwah*

x x x

Welcome to the forum, hope you enjoy it. I too love shoving custard pies in people faces and generally silly things.

** sends a pie towards Dolly while she is not looking .........kersplat!!!!**

** tips copus amounts of custard over Miss Stockings and lady muck** he he!!!!!!

regards

Andy

andy250 wrote:
Welcome to the forum, hope you enjoy it. I too love shoving custard pies in people faces and generally silly things.

** sends a pie towards Dolly while she is not looking .........kersplat!!!!**

** tips copus amounts of custard over Miss Stockings and lady muck** he he!!!!!!

regards

Andy

You must all live in a very big house. What's the council tax like?

Codger wrote:This seems like a friendly forum so here I am.

You're right. It is a friendly place Bill and Hayley (and DD!) have got here... welcome in!

Big group hug for everyone!

Hi Codger

We certainly try to make it fun and friendly. Bill will be delighted to have someone to talk "old stuff" with, and feel free to share any stories you may have. Think of it like a pub...Bill does!

So what is your fave kind of slapstick then, Codger?

Hayley

Hiya

Welcome to the asylum of mess, always nice to have new people joining,

bye the way i do like pies in the face as well and there are pics about to prove it

Cede
xxx

Welcome, welcome, welcome, Codger.

I remember seeing Charlie Drake films when I was very young, but I've a feeling they might have been repeats.

Phantom

Hi and welcome to the messy madhouse .

wamram

Thank you, one and all, for your welcomes and your virtual pies. I'll do my best to stay in touch regularly (tho' I'm out and about rather a lot at present).

Thanks, Sotonude, for your suggestion to contribute to the collection of stories. I'll do what I can only I'm employed as a technical author - so they might read like a slightly racy version of "How to construct a fence around a three-and-a-half hectare paddock", or even "Servicing a Husqvana 242 Chainsaw". Still, I suppose there's room for all sorts of new approaches to writing about fetishes, especially the one we all love.

Thanks for your "mwah" DD - I won't tell you the effect it had on me - I'll save that for one of my stories, perhaps.

Thanks, Bill. I won't pretend to know as much as you about past TV but I've got a good memory and may well pose a query with you and others. (For example, who recalls Leslie Crowther in 'The Reluctant Romeo' where Jacquie Clarke (?) regularly got a wetting or a messing?)

Thanks, Hayley. Preferences are fairly limited - it's principally messy pies with a lot of coverage in a pretty woman's face and/or cleavage hence my list (and happy to add Mercedes to it - you certainly are pretty). However, I'm cheered by any sort of silly sloshing and sploshing. It harms no-one and it bursts that bubble of pomposity (God! re-reading this you can tell the sort of people I usually write for - apologies, folks, but I'll attempt to lighten up!).

Farewell for now,

Codger