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Hi Everyone,

I was thinking about my old college days last week for some reason, and a memory came into my mind very suddenly. For some reason i had forgotten all about this memory, but now when i think about it more it was probably instrumental in the development of my messy fetish.

At my college every year we used to have an event called 'Slave Day'. Every member of 6th form would be auctioned off to the highest bidder, to be their own personal slave for a day. So the auction would be held at lunchtime in the assembly hall, and the 6th form students would appear one after another on stage, and be auctioned off. All of the money raised went to charity.

Your slave had to do whatever you wanted them to do for an entire hour, at lunchtime. Every year we made our slaves jump in the swimming pool fully clothed, jump in ponds, roll in mud, and cover them in messy food. It was a really good laugh, pretty much the highlight of the academic year.

By the time i'd got to the 6th form 'Slave Day' was abolished by the head teachers, and i could understand why - the college got trashed every year.

I was interested in whether anyone else had similar events in their college?

T

Absolutely not, Godammit! I was in college to study and to better myself! And so were my peers! It's no wonder with educational standards like that this country is going to the dogs! In my day etc etc...

welshcakes wrote:Absolutely not, Godammit! I was in college to study and to better myself! And so were my peers! It's no wonder with educational standards like that this country is going to the dogs! In my day etc etc...

Aha, but that's just the problem. All the better public schools used to have events like that, just think of the sixth-former's thousand gallon gunging they used to do each year at St Trinnians! Back in the good old days, the best pupils and best teachers would strive and work to be elected to be lowered into the warm porrage vat, while the worst were made to bathe in manure - but then all the politicians started sticking their oars in, and unfortunately getting walloped with an oar while breath-holding in an 8' deep vat of porrage is frequently fatal.

he he! good one DM1

I also went to a posh school where there was a 'slave day'. We were far too 'proper' to suggest jumping in the pool tho.... SUCH a wasted idea!!! if only it was 20 years ago!!!

Wow! I think I really missed out there - I would just luuurve to be a slave for an hour...

Yeah, we had a Slave Auction for Children in Need at high school. The best looking girls would usually raise something like £40 apiece. No one ever did messy stuff with their slave though -- it was usually "do my work for me". Pity really.

While I was at University there was an incident when the president of a Female hall of residence was "kidnapped" by a male hall of residence as a rag week stunt. She was put under a shower full clothed and then sat in a chair while the male students paid to pour buckets of slop over her. The slop was waste food which was kept and sold as feed to local farmers as pig feed and stank.

I guess that she had between 50 and 100 buckets of the gunge poured over her and thrown at her from close range. After the gunging she was absolutely plastered head to foot. The slop soaked through her clothes which must have been ruined.