Celebrity Big Brother (On Topic)

"Borrowed" from Digital Spy:
The group will have to traverse a red carpet assault course as this week's shopping budget task.
This afternoon Jade relayed the invitation to the other housemates: "Housemates, Big Brother formally invites all housemates to attend a red carpet event later this afternoon." The group was told to prepare for the event during the afternoon, using clothes provided.
However, the housemates were not informed of the true nature of the task, which is in fact an assault course. The group must negotiate obstacles such as a gunge-filled VIP Pit, a Champagne Fountain and a Crawl of Fame, among other fame-themed obstacles with a gungy twist.
Along the way they will collect an award. If the housemates all complete the course within nine minutes, they will receive a luxury shopping budget; failure will result in basic rations.
The housemates were confused about what the task would actually entail. "Then what, you just stand on the red carpet," asked Jo. "We're going to look like fruit or something," Ian suggested.
Jade made the closest guess: "The red carpet might have all this slush on it, and it might be the task to walk down it no matter what comes your way."
Do you like watching irritating has-beens get humiliated on national television? Keep an eye on Channel Four.
The group will have to traverse a red carpet assault course as this week's shopping budget task.
This afternoon Jade relayed the invitation to the other housemates: "Housemates, Big Brother formally invites all housemates to attend a red carpet event later this afternoon." The group was told to prepare for the event during the afternoon, using clothes provided.
However, the housemates were not informed of the true nature of the task, which is in fact an assault course. The group must negotiate obstacles such as a gunge-filled VIP Pit, a Champagne Fountain and a Crawl of Fame, among other fame-themed obstacles with a gungy twist.
Along the way they will collect an award. If the housemates all complete the course within nine minutes, they will receive a luxury shopping budget; failure will result in basic rations.
The housemates were confused about what the task would actually entail. "Then what, you just stand on the red carpet," asked Jo. "We're going to look like fruit or something," Ian suggested.
Jade made the closest guess: "The red carpet might have all this slush on it, and it might be the task to walk down it no matter what comes your way."
Do you like watching irritating has-beens get humiliated on national television? Keep an eye on Channel Four.