Here's what I like to do. I may not be a girl as such, but as an occasional TV, at least I get some feel for what it's like for you. It might give you a few ideas anyway.
http://uk.geocities.com/claymore_wam/wa ... hts_v1.htm
Alternatively, mountain biking is a great way to disguise wam. People think you've just had a hard ride. It's also a fantastic excuse to wear lots of sexy stretchy lycra and tights! Although I cycle on the roads, it's almost impossible to cycle through the sort of gloop I like, so you spend much of your time stomping/wading through it (and falling in it!) anyway, which is nice!
Clayore_Wam's "
Useful WAM Info" pages