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Confessions

Hi I’m Messypockets, and the longest I’ve gone without a good long WAM is three months.

Thought I might start something with this. Just a few things to get off my chest. Nothing particularly wild or bad. I’m keeping it silly, (which seems to be the way forward for this forum and quite rightly).

1: I was house sitting for a female friend of mine. I couldn’t resist trying on some of her clothes… getting wet in some jeans and trousers… etc etc.. If she’d noticed I’d been up to something she never said, even though she knew about my ‘interests’.

2: Some cakes and custard went missing at home when I was about 14. I blamed my brother and my mum believed me.

3: A few years ago a female work college of mine left her puffy jacket at work. It was black with really deep pockets and buttoned up at the front. I took it home for some solo wet fun. I returned it all clean and dry the next morning before anyone noticed.

Say four Hail Mary's and do the rosary a few times and God shall forgive

Hayley

Anybody else done something 'naughty' to get their messy rocks off! Have to confess to being a bit of a bad girl in the past myself

Really Hayley? I find that hard to believe

Bless me Hayley, for I have sinned:


I used up all the shaving foam in my boyfriends parents house in the shower... I had been in a rotten mood, and decided to go filll up my knickers and bra beyond all belief and have a little *stroke* of myself....


got rather carried away and used it all up. if they noticed they wouldn't even think to blame me, so my poor fella probably took the rap for it.

*giggles*

Okay.

Sister Hayley, better known as Nun the Wiser, is waiting to hear all your messy confessions and give out penance that will grant absolution (or something like that...never was a Catholic!).

Form an orderly queue....

DD...for you penance you must pie yourself four times in the face with shaving foam you have bought and send us the photos before the next Sabbath day!

Tomorrow is the next sabbath day!


Looks like I better get the pies out then!

Not that I'm complaining mind, 'tis my penance. If I don't go with it I won't be allowed into Messy Heaven!

Okay, since we're talking confessions I've got a beauty.
Right at this moment I'm having a torrid and passionate affair with a woman I've known for many years and who is engaged to be married. To someone other than myself that is.
I know it's wrong but dammit, I can't help it, there's just something about having sex with people that you shouldn't be having sex with. And she does turn me on like a hundred watt bulb!
So what does this have to do with WAM? Well, we have had a couple of nude pie fights using big gloopy custard and cream pies, applied liberally about the body, and she has developed a taste for being pied generously between the legs and then having me lick it all off her. Awsome.
Oh yes, and I've got the photo's to prove it too.

Think the funniest time for me was a couple of yearsago when the school held its annual fete.
The School Governors had persauded the local Army Cadets to lend us a big rubber water tank for the day.
We made up a contraption with a chair and a link to a target and balls hitting the target would dunk the person on the chair.

As i was a deputy head i had to allocate who was going to be dunked. Well i really wanted to do it myself, but could'nt as i had other things to do.

Anyway we had a really miserable teacher there then who was leaving at the end of that term (only 2 weeks away) so i nominated her

As i guessed on the day she phoned up saying she was'nt feeling very well so i made a great todo about it all and said i would just have toi stand in myself

Guess what? I knew she would blow out and i had come prepared, school fete or not on went a short skirt and white top with black bra underneath and a pair of black thigh boots.

Soddin hell the DADS were lining up for ages to have a go and i was having one orgasm after another every time i got dunked.

chantelle wrote:
Soddin hell the DADS were lining up for ages to have a go and i was having one orgasm after another every time i got dunked.

Best thing ever, having orgasms a plenty when nobody knows

excellent story, me a bit jealous

Why weren't Deputy Heads like you when I was at school, Chantelle? They might have understood me better.

However deliberately choosing a teacher who hates getting wet for a dunk tank so you could fill in at the last minute is indeed a sin and punishable.

Get in the bath with you short skirt and boots on at once! And don't come out until you are sorry!

Sister Hayley

PS As for you Welshcakes....adultery is a sin in the pies of the Lord, and your penance is to leave your cock alone for at least 20 minutes. Think you can manage that? Thought not.

Hayley wrote:
your penance is to leave your cock alone for at least 20 minutes. Think you can manage that? Thought not.

Was going to confess to a little bit of adultery myself but the punishment from Hayley is too much to bare. Your so harsh Hayley!

That's me.

Tough on slime, tough on the causes of slime.

Hayley

That affair I described earlier? Now might be a good time to mention that a few years back I had a fling with her twin sister too. We shared a few pies, I can tell you.
And yes, I know that this sounds like a sad and pathetic male fantasy but I swear to you that it's true! It really is.
God, I'm so lucky.

welshcakes wrote:That affair I described earlier? Now might be a good time to mention that a few years back I had a fling with her twin sister too. We shared a few pies, I can tell you.
And yes, I know that this sounds like a sad and pathetic male fantasy but I swear to you that it's true! It really is.
God, I'm so lucky.

this might sound like a pisstake, but i was imaginin you sayin that all in a welsh accent (i assume you have one) i love welsh accents. and no im not joking.

wow, who knew adultery ran in the family?!