The Splosh UK Forum

Hi all. I used to be a regular e-mailer to Hayley but work got in the way. Boo Hiss! Hopefully I can find a bit more time for the forum. Seems like this place is full of fun people. A bit about myself- I love to get wet and messy fully clothed. Big fan of women in wet/messy business suits. Have a 'thing' about women in trousers. And I love having my pockets filled, as I'm sure Hayley will testify to. All our chats and e-mails to each other were always dominated by a lot of pocket fun! I love to re-enact messy slapstick routines from film and TV. A big fantasy of mine would be to be stuck in an office with a load of women in sexy business suits and tables groaning under the weight of a ton of cakes and custard. I'm sure its not unresonable to expect that to happen any day soon. LOL. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read my ramblings. Added a silly poll question just for fun. Happy messing. Messypockets x

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hello there Mr Messypockets, I'm DD. Nice to meet you

hello and welcome mate

Why thank you me colleages

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You bet ya Gunge Sllut. Pies, custard, cakes. I have a few in my cupboard just cryingout to be smeared and squidged. x

nothing like pockets full of custard, or baked beans, or rice pudding or errrrrr well anything really hehehe