Stephen Fry told a story about a guy who everyone called Heinz, but he knew that wasnt his real name. When he asked why he was called this he was told that he had been walked in on wanking off with a can of beans in his lap.
Much discussion took place regarding what freak accident would have to occur for someone to find the erotic power of beans... maybe we should send the producers/panalists this way
In a semi-related note there was mention of Nigella Lawson and her obsession with Goose fat. I quite like the idea of her in goose fat to be honest
Anyone tried it?
