Who should be.....

[the bulber]

I am rather concerned about the way Julie's boobs might be affected in zero gravity situations. The effect on the ladies hemlines could be quite spectacular though.

Sotonude.

Lead lined sports bra's developed by NASA seem to be the answer on the shuttle.
This has a secondry advantage of protecting boobs in a nuclear situation.

Don't worry, I have other ways of protecting my boobs!!

Sorry julie but your hands don't cover enough (much to our delight)
I beg of you to accept the protection of my hands to keep your assets safe, warm and well massaged.
By the way I take a size 12 in a glove.

[gooeykez]

I reckon its got to be our very own wam princess to accompany the doctor, but in a nice tight outfit and they would have to write in a wam session with the daleks.
Gooeykez

[the bulber]

Bad news I'm afraid the BBC has chosen a new assistant from within it's own ranks.
They have chosen Freema Agyeman, she played Adeola in episode 12 shown on Saturday 1st July.
She will return in the next series as Martha Jones.
Quite a neat trick considering she died at the hands of the Cybermen.
Still we must remain hopeful that one of our good sploshers will be considered next time and liven Dr Who up.

[Hayley]

Doh! The BBC is no fun.

There was a job made for one of us. Or an out-of-work Holly Willoughby (her series ended on Saturday, I'm told). Bill and I have been speculating on the future of Saturday morning kids TV and it's not a happy subject, but we'll save that for another thread.

Good luck to the dead woman. But I still would have gone for Clown Julie.

Hayley

[mudbath]

personaly i think you all should have got the job, could you imagine the mass waming? in every variation of outfits, mess and with no end of talent i would never get to the end of an episode without soiling my underwear at least 3 times.. it least it would cater for all wam tastes at once..

[Hayley]

Perhaps Dr Who should be replaced by Dr Wam who visits different planets and times all of which are messy in different ways. There he could encounter Clown Julie's pie planet, Princess Clare's Palace of Custard, Gunge Slut rolling in a swamp etc etc.

I'd watch it every week.

Hayley

[Hayley]

As for DD's planet...that could be a series on its own!

Hayley

[Richard]

As for DD's planet...that could be a series on its own!

Hayley

I thought she had two 'planets' of her own.

[gooeykez]

No DD hasnt got planets, more like a couple of universes.
gooeykez

[DecadentDoll]

I don't have any planets... i dont even have a small principality...

wait, unless you're talking about my .... *looks down top*


awwww you guys!

[gooeykez]

well DD when it comes to summing up your life, you certainly have plenty of assets.
and gorgeous they are
gooeykez

[DecadentDoll]

oh you charmer! heheh im just larger than life itself

[andy250]

I'm going to have to visit all these planets I feel, just to study the wam you understand, may have to stay a while at DD's, thinks it could be a bit mad at Gs do anything out of line you might get a slight jolt, will have to take some eggs i feel.

Andy