Ten Facts about Me.

[DecadentDoll]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?su ... l&gender=f


check this out, its funny:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Decadent Doll!

1. It's bad luck to whistle near Decadent Doll!
2. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Decadent Doll!
3. Decadent Doll is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
4. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Decadent Doll.
5. Decadent Doll is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
6. By tradition, a girl standing under Decadent Doll cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Decadent Doll in your mouth.
8. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Decadent Doll.
9. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Decadent Doll.
10. Decadent Doll can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

[DungeonMasterOne]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about DungeonMasterOne!

1. If you drop DungeonMasterOne from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
2. DungeonMasterOne is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
3. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are DungeonMasterOne.
4. DungeonMasterOne is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than DungeonMasterOne.
5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from DungeonMasterOne.
6. DungeonMasterOne once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with DungeonMasterOne in your mouth.
8. DungeonMasterOneocracy is government by DungeonMasterOne.
9. You share your birthday with DungeonMasterOne.
10. US gold coins used to say 'In DungeonMasterOne we trust'.

[stonecastle]

I just tried that site with my name and this is what came up:

1. It's bad luck for a flag to touch stonecastle!
2. You share your birthday with stonecastle!
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of stonecastle.
4. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by stonecastle.
5. Stonecastle can taste with his feet!
6. All shrimp are born as stonecastle, but gradually mature into females.
7. Stonecastle once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into stonecastle!
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as stonecastle.
10. It took stonecastle 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

What a fantastic and barmy link. Thanks for that one DD.

[Richard]

I tried it on both of my identities

In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and richard!
In 1982 Time Magazine named richard its 'Man of the Year'.
If you lick richard ten times, you will consume one calorie!
Richard is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
Richard has 118 ridges around the edge.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal richard.
There are 336 dimples on richard.
Lightning strikes richard over seven times every hour!
Richard does not have toes.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating richard from each salad served in first class

[Richard]

About 100 people choke to death on sotonude each year.
Sotonude can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
Never store sotonude at room temperature.
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than sotonude.
Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of sotonude every year.
You share your birthday with sotonude!
There are more than two hundred different kinds of sotonude!
Over 2000 people have now climbed sotonude, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
Sotonude can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
Sotonude is the sacred animal of Thailand!

Let's see if we can get two the same

[Richard]

There are 336 dimples on richard.

I want to know who has counted them! When can I meet her? ( I hope it's a 'her')

[Richard]

About 100 people choke to death on sotonude each year.

I had no idea I was that virile

[Trashcan]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cindi!

1 Cindi can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
2 Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Cindi!
3 It is bad luck to walk under Cindi.
4 A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Cindi can not.
5 If you toss Cindi 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but 6 more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
6 The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Cindi, and 400 times smaller!
7 Cindi is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
8 During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Cindi had to pay a special Cindi tax.
9 Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Cindi.
10 The colour of Cindi is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!

[wamram]

Here's mine,

1, Wamram cannot burp-there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
2, The first wamram was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
3, Scientists have discovered that wamram can smell the presence of autism in children.
4, Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and wamram has 7!.
5, Antartica is the only continent without a wamram.
6, The Vikings believed that the Northern Lights were caused by wamram as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
7, Astronauts get taller when they are in wamram.
8, Banging your head against wamram uses 150 calories an hour.
9, According to the story, Pinocchio was made of wamram!.
10, By tradition, a girl standing under wamram cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.

I would like to dispute number 1 after a few pints of Fosters .

wamram

[messylaura]

Messylaura has a memory span of three seconds.
In 1982 Time Magazine named messylaura its 'Man of the Year'.
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed messylaura would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten messylaura.
The porpoise is second to messylaura as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
Four-fifths of the surface of messylaura is covered in water!
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat messylaura, though it may feel uncomfortable.
Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by messylaura!
Messylaura can sleep with one eye open.
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in messylaura.

omg !!, i wasnt going to bother posting the answer as its obviously just random, but ohhhh

[shredder]

MessyLaura - I am just interested in who would be thinking of swimming after eating you!

Here's me

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shredder!
Shredder can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
There are six towns named shredder in the United States!
Shredder is worth his weight in gold - literally. (Woooo hooooo - I'm rich!)
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to shredder is 10:1.
Shredder once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
Czar Paul I banished shredder to Siberia for marching out of step! (I guess I got so out of step I ended up in Canada)
Shredder can last longer without water than a camel can. (Hmmm, what's a camel can? Is that like a hip flask? I doubt its very big as I need my wetlook often)
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with shredder and water! (See, mixed with water, puts lead in my pencil)
Shredder can sleep with one eye open. (Have to with my wife tending to wam me in bed!)
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of shredder.

[messylaura]

LOL, i usually do the eating

[DecadentDoll]

Heheheeh im loving everyone's results