The Splosh UK Forum

how is the forum working?

can i react on items that are interesting for me.

can i tell about my storys

my fantasy is becoming real every time.

i became a wammer a long time ago,when sitting in front of tv and i agreed whit masturbating myself whit custard,from that time i try everything,from pudding till mashed patatoes and loads off eggs.great

last wheek i had a party for myself whit, 2 dozen eggs , 2 bottles off choc suryp,1 liter yogurt and 3 bottles off cream

iff i think off this my heart beat is going to do it again.
i want meet people to share this whit ,sorry for the bad englisch.i am man 44

Hey!!

Just react on any thread you find interesting and want to reply to or start your own up,

From the sounds of it you had a great time with all that food and thats just what everybody here wants to hear about and see pictures of.
If you have any pics of yourself messy PLEASE just post them on the forum, thats what it is all about.

Cede xx

ps I am female(last time i looked anyway in the UK ) 23 years old and a crazy blond

Well I never Cedes is female!!!!! I knew their was something about the pics she has done, could never put me finger on it!!!!

Only kidding sweetie, just loved the answer made me giggle.


regards

Andy

And she probably won't let you put your finger on it either....

Hayley