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I have four new outfits and plan to use them for a dare. I am going to use the Euro Lottery numbers in the order drawn to pick the dare and the clothes. All the numbers are 1 - 50. The first number will pick the outfit. The second number will pick the dare. The third and fourth will pick the location if needed as below.
For the random driving I will start fully dressed at 52,902385,-0.864285 (Google Earth map reference. Just copy and paste to find it.) The next two numbers drawn will add/subtract .00162868 to those numbers. I will drive to as near to that location as possible. If required to find a puddle or gate etc. I will keep driving on the same road until I find one.
I plan to have some test draws to see what happens and I will post again after each one. Once I'm happy it all seems to work I will announce the real date for the dare.
I hope that makes sense. If anyone wants to use this list feel free.

1. Walk down a street passing at least three people
2. Walk through the canal and back again
3. Strip to undies in a forest, walk away number of paces of next ball drawn, return and dress
4. Drive to a random spot on the map and pour water over your head
5. Drink cups of food without using your hands. Beans, soup, spaghetti, porridge and chocolate
6. Walk into a stinging nettle patch and undress to underwear then walk out
7. Fill a water bottle with paint using a cup whilst whilst holding the bottle between your knees
8. Take a bath
9. Go out in a rainstorm
10. Buy something in a petrol station
11. Lie in a cow trough
12. Sit in a cow pat
13. Stand in a cow pat
14. Drive to a random place and then jump in the next roadside puddle
15. Climb over a high field gate
16. Climb through a barbed wire fence
17. Wash your face and neck with liquid black shoe polish
18. Break thirty eggs at arms length whilst lying flat on the bed
19. Fill a bowl with ketchup above you whilst lying on the bed
20. Throw a pot full of money into the canal and fetch it
21. Tip a bucket of canal silt over yourself
22. In a forest, strip off top clothes, lock your clothes in a bag, retrieve key 50 metres away, get dressed
23. Cover yourself in syrup and flour
24. Hand mix a full bowl of flour and water on your knee
25. Fill the inside of your clothes with two cans of spray chocolate cream
26. In the country walk away from the car and remove one item every ten paces until just undies
27. Fill knickers with toothpaste and walk in the forest for as long as you can
28. Spray paint clothes with enamel paint
29. Paint clothes with gloss paint
30. Stand on canal bridge, throw top clothes in then get them and dress
31. Stand in a lay by and let at least one driver see your stocking tops
32. Stand in a lay by and remove your knickers
33. Take off top clothes and drive over them then put them on
34. Buy new top clothes, change into them outdoors, cut them off and redress
35. Drive to a random spot and lie down in first roadside puddle
36. Wash face and hair in mayonnaise
37. Take off top clothes. Soak in cooking oil and redress
38. Find a muddy path and then try to walk between mud whilst blindfold
39. Find a place to wallow in mud completely covered
40. Let a block of ice cream melt over you whilst lying on the bed
41. Sit on a big cream cake
42. Squash a big cream cake into face and smear down front
43. Pour a gallon of glue over your head
44. Wash your face and neck with poster paint
45. Park car in random puddle and get out and kneel by each wheel
46. Wade into river
47. Wash face with ketchup and then dust with flour
48. Tie yourself up with an ice lock
49. Transfer a plate of jam and 12 raw eggs from one plate to another with mouth
50. Take a shower

Well the first draw was Friday night and the first two numbers were 2 & 28. You can watch the draw on Youtube a few hours later. Just search for Euro Lottery. The actual title for yesterday was - The National Lottery Friday 'EuroMillions' draw results from 12th May 2017
So it would have been the clothes pictured and they would be sprayed with enamel paint. It would have been an easy dare to do but would have completely ruined the clothes. Obviously I would be wearing stockings and undies which you can't see but would probably suffer as well. Looking forward to Tuesdays draw.

Well the numbers on Tuesday were 20 and 8 so it would have been taking a bath in the satin dress. I think that I will see what happens on the Friday and the following Tuesday but I plan to actually take the dare from Friday 26th May.

This time the first two numbers were 30 & 12. It would have been the black and white check dress and sitting in a cow pat. In itself not too bad but quite often cows are near the farm which would make it more difficult.
Only one more trial before the big day.

Well Tuesday's results were 15 & 8 so taking a bath in the satin dress. This was the last of the trials so this Friday is for real. As all the trials have been quite easy I am nervous for the results as it is bound to be something that pushes me.

First dare posted to my website. More to follow.
http://www.wtanmse.co.uk/video2.html

Next episode of the dares is now on the site. Word of warning. Don't use raspberries as the pips are a bugger to get rid of!