The Splosh UK Forum

Hi

As you may have noticed we have had a spate of spammers lately on the forum, in particular people striking in the early hours of the morning. Dolly, Bill and myself do our best to get rid of them as fast as possible but this week may be a problem with Bill and Dolly working in the studio and me travelling around as ever.

So if we don't get to them before you do, please consider the following advice:

1) If you spot spam (invariably their user name is a random selection of letters) don't bother replying to it. They are usually generated by computers so telling them to fuck off does no good.

2) Never click on their links. Some contain viruses and all are just a waste of time.

3) Don't bother PMing us about them, we will get on the case as soon as we can.

Sorry for any inconvenience they cause.

Hayley and the Mods xxx

Yet none of the spammers on here have posted anything related to gunging!

Oh no there at it again

If you listen carefully you can hear the spamer alarm ringing
Hayley Bill and DD are, as I type, pulling their underpants on over their tights, on with the capes and sliding down the pole of the emergency department of splosh towers (DD pausing only to pole dance in the bath of custard Bill left at the bottom of the pole).

They are here to save us all again the spamers would have got away with it if it wasn't for those peskey Sploshers

Perhaps we should all have the last laugh and think of ways we could use SPAM as a sploshing weapon. Even as useless as it would seem for sploshing it has still got to be better than eating it.

Messfreak

When users register why not have a code some letters and numbers you have to type in before they are registed i have seen this on other forums and it seems to work.

wamram

Yes I've noticed the items of spam that have recently appeared. I've also noticed how quickly they were removed by the moderators. Thanks for keeping the forums spam free as best you can.

The method outlined by Wamram is used by Yahoo (and others I dare say) to prevent automatic registrations to their groups. Although it would stop automated registrations its not going to stop some idiot registering then spamming.

It might be possible to stop said idiot by approving the first few posts of a member before allowing him or her to post freely. I appreciate that this is not foolproof and lands the moderators with some extra work.

Not sure that this site will have those facilities. We can play our part by being a tad suspicious of any link in an initial post by someone who registers in the early hours. Especially if their ID is deviod of details.

Again thanks for your efforts in keeping the forum spam free.

Slapstickslosh

WE CANE SPAMMERS!!!!

Phew! Hayley with that cute look in your eyes and pvc catsuit u can "Cane" me Anytime

Hayley, you need a pie in the crotch right then me thinks!!!!!

Cane me !!!!!

regards

Andy

Wow Hayley, great pic. If that's down to spammers I'm struggling to complain.

Thanks for posting

Some sort of anti-spam device is obviously needed on this forum like someone above said a special login code when new users register to post on here.

No no Andy, not a pie in the crotch, rather we need a flight of ancient stone steps leading down into a 5' deep pool of warm custard, into which our intrepid heroine must step, one careful step down at a time, each one going deeper and deeper as her pcv-clad legs slide inexorably into the thick yellow fluid.

Visualise it filmed from custard-surface level as Hayley walks all the way to the bottom of the steps, leaving just her head above the surface, while she takes the controls of the submerged anti-spam cannon, and blasts the spamming barstewards to the far end of eternity!

Hayley wrote:WE CANE SPAMMERS!!!!

Thinks up a cunning spamming plot ... if pvc cattie Hayley is the deterrant!

Wish the catsuit acted as a deterrent on the real spammers!

Hayley (at work on them now!)

Hayley wrote:WE CANE SPAMMERS!!!!

Hi Hayley,

I am a fan of you since more than 10 years

I had some splosh magazines since then.

I rembember that there was the question
If you should ripp some clothes for some photos
in the magazine.

One of that was a black patent Catsuit.

Have you ripped that?

Please write to me,
Thanks
Hymerboots