My dream messy fantasy (with poll)

[Thepieenthusiast]

My dream messy fantasy is this:
PEOPLE: (contestant #1) me (male), host and stagehands (female),
Audience (200 people or more), 2 other contestants (female)

CLOTHING: host in pink dress, stagehands in white paint-splattered
wetsuits , audience in casual clothes, all 3 contestants in full clown
outfits (multi-color jumpsuits, clown makeup, rainbow wig, oversized
shoes) no nudity at any time

WHAT HAPPENS: messy game show scenario. I come in last for all events. 1st place
Chooses punishments for 2nd and 3rd place from a preset of punishment options, containing-
A) one of these messy items; pies, gunge, cake batter
B) many small amounts or a few large amounts
C) a form of restraint for the victims while they are punished; such as handcuffs, stocks, pillory,
tied to a chair, strapped to a board, leg and arm manacles, and etc.
In the end, I am declared the overall loser and am given 2 final punishments:
1) I am locked into a pillory, and put at the mercy of the audience who can torment me with
pies for 3 hours
2) after the audience leaves, the 2 other contestants can use any of the punishments from
earlier against me, as much as they want, for the remainder of the night. I am then left
in a restraint device from earlier, while still covered in mess, until 1 and a half hours before the next
show, then I am tied to a post, where new audience members that come early can Pie me until the show begins. I am
then Taken out of restraints, and thrown into a huge pie. I am then finally allowed to clean off and leave.