If you won the euro millions...
Posted: 11 Mar 2016, 00:10How would you celebrate?! I would by staging the ultimate in spectacular all girl pie fights. Firstly a function room would be hired at either a conference centre or hotel with an agreement that all clean up costs will be fully reimbursed so nothing is covered up by plastic sheets.
The room would be set out by the staff as if it is for a reception, several round tables with those nice gilt chairs and around three sides of the room trestle tables. Then it is the turn of the caterers who have been given an order for 1000, yes 1000! Custard pies, real custard, topped with whipped cream, flan bases and foil pie dishes, making them easier to throw.
Finally, the girls and outfits. Seven girls, all early 20s, all very pretty, and very busty, all 34F or G, size 10s. Firstly, they are given the full glamour model beauty treatment, all over spray tan, shaved, waxed, hair done, full make up, now for the outfits. Two of the girls are playing the part of catering staff, one a waitress in a tiny, satin French maids uniform with black stockings and suspenders and, of course, shiny patent black 6 inch heels, her huge boobs spelling out of the tiny outfit, the skirt f which does nothing to cover her pert bum. Another is the manageress, in a too tight navy blue business suit, pencil skirt, white blouse, with her massive boobs practically bursting the buttons, and again, black stockings, suspenders and the the same heels.
After a few, lingering shots of the two girls arranging the pies and trifles etc on the tables, the two exchanging lingering, lustful glances at each other, the shots then move to the outside of the venue and a limo pulling up, five girls get out, in a variety of sexy outfits, two are in revealing evening dresses, one in a tight metallic dress with crisis cross laces up each side, two others in satin formal suits, both skin tight, all four in towering ankle strap silver or gold heels, while the fifth girl is wearing skin tight shiny Lycra red disco jeans, thigh length high heeled boots and a short leather jacket.
A few minutes of a slow build up, we follow the girls to the function room, the door is locked, and after a couple of minutes filming the girls chatting and sipping at drinks, they take their seats and the maid offers one of the guests a pie for dessert, accidentally spelling a tiny bit of cream on her dress.
This is the cue for the action to begin. The girl on the receiving end calls the maid a clumsy bitch, accusing her of doing it deliberately. In reply, she picks up a huge pie and takes aim, missing and hitting the girl in the boots and jeans, who gets a face full.
She stands up, walking slowly across to the maid, picks up another pie, and misses again! Another girl gets it. From the point on, everyone just abandons themselves to a glorious, messy, completely out of control Great Race like pie battle,
While pies are literally flying everywhere, the girls then start ripping off each other's clothes, destroying their sexy outfits, until they are down to just heels and suspender belts!
This would be just awesome, wonder what the budget would have to be?
The room would be set out by the staff as if it is for a reception, several round tables with those nice gilt chairs and around three sides of the room trestle tables. Then it is the turn of the caterers who have been given an order for 1000, yes 1000! Custard pies, real custard, topped with whipped cream, flan bases and foil pie dishes, making them easier to throw.
Finally, the girls and outfits. Seven girls, all early 20s, all very pretty, and very busty, all 34F or G, size 10s. Firstly, they are given the full glamour model beauty treatment, all over spray tan, shaved, waxed, hair done, full make up, now for the outfits. Two of the girls are playing the part of catering staff, one a waitress in a tiny, satin French maids uniform with black stockings and suspenders and, of course, shiny patent black 6 inch heels, her huge boobs spelling out of the tiny outfit, the skirt f which does nothing to cover her pert bum. Another is the manageress, in a too tight navy blue business suit, pencil skirt, white blouse, with her massive boobs practically bursting the buttons, and again, black stockings, suspenders and the the same heels.
After a few, lingering shots of the two girls arranging the pies and trifles etc on the tables, the two exchanging lingering, lustful glances at each other, the shots then move to the outside of the venue and a limo pulling up, five girls get out, in a variety of sexy outfits, two are in revealing evening dresses, one in a tight metallic dress with crisis cross laces up each side, two others in satin formal suits, both skin tight, all four in towering ankle strap silver or gold heels, while the fifth girl is wearing skin tight shiny Lycra red disco jeans, thigh length high heeled boots and a short leather jacket.
A few minutes of a slow build up, we follow the girls to the function room, the door is locked, and after a couple of minutes filming the girls chatting and sipping at drinks, they take their seats and the maid offers one of the guests a pie for dessert, accidentally spelling a tiny bit of cream on her dress.
This is the cue for the action to begin. The girl on the receiving end calls the maid a clumsy bitch, accusing her of doing it deliberately. In reply, she picks up a huge pie and takes aim, missing and hitting the girl in the boots and jeans, who gets a face full.
She stands up, walking slowly across to the maid, picks up another pie, and misses again! Another girl gets it. From the point on, everyone just abandons themselves to a glorious, messy, completely out of control Great Race like pie battle,
While pies are literally flying everywhere, the girls then start ripping off each other's clothes, destroying their sexy outfits, until they are down to just heels and suspender belts!
This would be just awesome, wonder what the budget would have to be?
