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Our pet free range chickens were able to feast on over 30 litres of sloppy food literally ‘squeegeed’ from both my female star and the set after cleaning up following our latest shoot last week. My once again nicely dressed girlfriend’s sensitive reading of an EE Cummings love poem descended into predictably messy anarchy via a few choice whipped cream and jam pies followed by lashings of thick custard, butterscotch dessert, black treacle, golden syrup, spaghetti hoops and some very buttery porridge. By the end both she and my little old art studio were positively saturated with the resulting gunk.

After last time’s tricky clean up following the über stickiness of the ‘glued’ hair debacle I must admit she took a little more persuasion to be subjected to another such ordeal, but the firm promise of a brand new salon quality hairdryer (and a kebab that evening!) clinched the deal. This occasion, however, left her entire body coated with an invisible film of grease (even after a thorough 45 minute shower) which was only removed by yet another bath in the evening.

The good news is I managed to capture it all again, but this time in full HD. Look out for the results on all my pages and channels over the next few weeks as I make much more footage and many more pictures and GIFs available. We may even release a commercial movie or two! Meanwhile please feel free to enjoy our lovingly created messy fun.

Love,

Trouso and Dubbs

Trouso,

My tummy went to jelly when I saw you had posted, she looks fantastic in the posh frock and the underarm pie was great, always getting in a total mess what do we do about this, reminds me of the vicarage summer garden party.

MTV.

Keep up the good work !!

Excellent
I must explore a purchase or 3
Thanks

Well done, looks great. Keep tinkering with pies and gunge.

regards

Andy and the team.

I'm very gratified by that response, @moreteavicar. That's the one we can only hope for; @matt2matt2002, thanks and please check out the quick trailer below:

https://vimeo.com/145984735

Finally, thanks, @Andy250 - nobody quite does pied boobs as well as your crew.

Enjoy.

(Plus, please do check out this year's Happy Birthday to me from Dubberdee excerpt)

https://vimeo.com/145934851

Great vids, love the genuine banter from you both. Well done

Keep at it, it can only get better.

regards

Andy and the team.

Wow!

Fantastic as usual Trouso.

Loved the shots of her kneeling on the table getting her arse sploshed!

And...'You're so fucking weird' Brilliant!

Thank you. Here's another (cropped!) teaser from my channel.

According to The Book of Splosh (if it is not heresey so to quote it):

(St. Bill is tempted into the garden of Mike Ellison by the comely models of MILF, where he succumbs)

"Once thou woman art messy of the head to foot and get up be of the soggy clothes custard'd: high time, now said St. Bill of Shipton to getteth undress'd and to taketh a pie (or two) into'st the breasticles of thee and smeareth the angel delight and cream 'till the bare'ness is't cover'd."

Or something like that...

https://vimeo.com/146535488

If you haven't visited it already, I now have a download store where full versions of Profoundly Messy and Her Biggest Flan, starring Dubberdee, are currently available. Check out the free trailers here:

https://trouso-art.umd.net/