Dress me as a lady and make me messy!

[andy250]

Now Bill your more than welcome to join in as long as you wear the legendary boots again, the only thing is we'll both end up looking like Miss Prim!!! due to the fact that nothing else will fit us both, it is a bloody good laugh though...


Andy

[TottyMcGee]

I tend to be more of a terrorist than a contender when it comes to CD beauty contests, because I don't do sissy or slutty (the two styles you're generally expected to gravitate towards) and dislike the negative aspects that come to bear when this thing becomes too competitive (imagine femenine cattiness fuelled by male aggression and filtered through dodgy gender stereotypes treated like holy sacraments). Messy dressing can be a great way of countering the poseur brigage (the sort who show up to clubs fashionably late, strut around looking for people with cameras and treat everyone else like something they stepped in) because the idea of getting dressed up only to trash the whole thing for the hell of it is anathema to everything they stand for.

Ultimately it's about making the best you can out of what you have and finding a look that works is simply a matter of practicing and concentrating on having fun and feeling good as a person. None of us at Wamdrogony are supermodels and don't want to be (it looks dull), but we do try to keep things entertaining. The point of the Wamdrogony forum was to give the (mostly closetted) army of crossdressing wammers somewhere safe to get together and enjoy themselves, and we've been delighted with the enthusiasm, good nature and sense of fun that people have brought to it.

This said, I reckon we could do a good job of putting on a messy makeover pageant, actually one of the skits we have in the pipeline would make the perfect vehicle - it's a spoof of the "Shiela's Wheels" advert entitled "Gertrude's Gunge" featuring a spangly aussie hellraiser helping guys fulfill their dreams of becoming women so they can get a bonza gunging from Gertrude's Gunge. We were going to do it just with our own Impish Ian, but it'd be a blast extending it to anyone else who's game.

So, anyone want to volunteer? I can definitely think of possibilities for Bill.

[gooeykez]

Cheers Bill, im glad im not the only one who thinks they would look like a minger whan dressed as a woman, but still when we are all covered in mess who is gonna care
Gooeykez

[welshcakes]

"I really think since this is an 'alternative' beauty contest it should include mingers as well! So find yourself a frock and start preparing your "I just want to save the world" speech, Welshcakes."

LOL! Yes, thanks for that, Bill. I guess I've been told!!!

[Hayley]

Hi girlies

I'm not sure youget the St Leonards attitude! The last thing we are is posy! Anything we do down here is about people just having a laugh and being non-judgmental. I wouldn't even use the words beauty or minger, it is a Miss Alternative Splosh contest regardless of beauty or anything. In short, just larking around in frocks having fun! An excuse to get messy! I fully understand that any scene is full of pretention, but that sooooo isn't how we are down here!

Hayley

[gooeykez]

That sounds cool hayley, but us useless wanna be girlies will need help looking our best before we get messed, any the lovely ladies fancy helping us do our make and prepare our hair before hand.
Gooeykez

[gooeykez]

soz that was meant to say make up and hair.
Blonde moment
Gooeykez

[TottyMcGee]

I'm not sure youget the St Leonards attitude! The last thing we are is posy! Anything we do down here is about people just having a laugh and being non-judgmental. I wouldn't even use the words beauty or minger, it is a Miss Alternative Splosh contest regardless of beauty or anything. In short, just larking around in frocks having fun! An excuse to get messy! I fully understand that any scene is full of pretention, but that sooooo isn't how we are down here!

And that's why we love you!

[piemeplease]

sowwy if i used a bad word. i just am well aware of my own limitations.

Its good to hear that in your happy St Leonards world all limitations are out of the window.

[Hayley]

So, anyone want to volunteer? I can definitely think of possibilities for Bill.

I'm happy to lend him out for gunging. Go on, do your worst to him!

Hayley

PS By the way, where do you shoot your stuff (geographically)?

[slavetogunge]

well thats me out got horrible legs........ all hairy and hobbit feet.....hahahahah

[Hayley]

If it makes you feel better - cop these for dodgy legs!!

Hayley

[Hayley]

Or this for a beer-gutted ballerina!

[gooeykez]

Cool pics Hayley, bet Bill is chuffed with you
Gooeykez

[slavetogunge]

hayley were can we get the t-shirts from?????
and bill looks better than me i look like phil michell