how many times models been pied and for how long

[Codger]

Not a single rude (or even vaguely rude) word or phrase. It reads like a college dissertation. I love it!

"try not to suck any dick on your way across the parking lot!"

....apart from this, of course. Come on, Dolly. Please explain to this old fart what it means!!!!

Codger

[welshcakes]

Hey Dolly, how do you still managed to give me such a thrill when I can't even see you for paper plates?

[starbrightnight]

Wow, Hayley. Your reply was such a turn on. Now I know EXACTLY how you feel when Bill pies you repeatedly. I must try it myself -if I can find a suitably dominant lady, and I could play you! I am reminded of your regular column in Splosh magazine that was always such a highlight for me. You ought to write erotic novels, if you don't already - you'd make a fortune.

Thanks also to Clown Julie and Helen for such informative and funny replies, and to Bill for the great pics of Dolly and Josie.

starbrightnight xx

[Devo77]

Great pics of Joise and DD. Love the pics Julie!

[Hayley]

Thanks, Codger.

Durrr....I'm not that well read unless you include Heat and Take a Break!

Seriously, being sexy doesn't have to be crude (though I admit that I can be) and I can talk about pies and being 'humiliated' for hours!

Hayley x

[DecadentDoll]

"try not to suck any dick on your way across the parking lot!"

....apart from this, of course. Come on, Dolly. Please explain to this old fart what it means!!!!

Codger

when julie said 37, Deadpool was reminded of a scene in the Kevin Smith film, Clerks (which is excellent)

This guy thought his girlfriend had only slept with 3 different men, but it turns out she's also sucked off 37 guys.

So the whole "37?! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"

"in a row?"

"gahhhh"

"try not to suck any dick on your way across the parking lot"


sorry i havent mastered embedding the clip, but here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsIohSU1Iww

[Codger]

"try not to suck any dick on your way across the parking lot!"

....apart from this, of course. Come on, Dolly. Please explain to this old fart what it means!!!!

Codger

when julie said 37, Deadpool was reminded of a scene in the Kevin Smith film, Clerks (which is excellent)

This guy thought his girlfriend had only slept with 3 different men, but it turns out she's also sucked off 37 guys.

So the whole "37?! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"

"in a row?"

"gahhhh"

"try not to suck any dick on your way across the parking lot"


sorry i havent mastered embedding the clip, but here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsIohSU1Iww

Hmm! Thanks, DD. Boy, have I led a sheltered life.

I'm reminded of an interview with Groucho Marx when he was asked if he'd been to see 'Oh! Calcutta'.

He said 'No', as he didn't want to watch anything on stage that he wasn't doing at home.

Perhaps I need educating...................

Codger

[muckypup]

Seriously, being sexy doesn't have to be crude (though I admit that I can be) and I can talk about pies and being 'humiliated' for hours!

Hayley x

Please do! I loved reading your earlier post too, it was almost like being there

[josie]

Can i be a bit annoying and just say i had the best time ever at Splosh Towers and would certainly love to work with Dolly again in the future (petrol permitting), its a very warm and friendly place, and i thought my birthdays had all come at once when i was in the stocks being repeatedly pied by Dolly, it was amazing (even though Mr Josie fell asleep through the whole thing), and Bill is a great person, top bloke . And of course thanks to Hayley for her encouraging pms .

[BillShipton]

Thanks a lot, Josie. It was a real pleasure having you here. And you will soon be a star on the Silly House as your stocks session is about to appear there.

Mr Josie is the second boyfriend to fall asleep on the 'free sofa'. Amazed it is that comfy. You and DD are a perfect combination. Great double act - though I do wonder what the neighbours made of the shouting about hobbit feet (will explain to the rest of you another time).

Thanks a huge amount, Josie. You are brilliant.

[Hayley]

Seriously, being sexy doesn't have to be crude (though I admit that I can be) and I can talk about pies and being 'humiliated' for hours!

Hayley x

Please do! I loved reading your earlier post too, it was almost like being there

I would be happy to write more at length about what getting messy does for me if people would like it. With so many pictures about, I wonder whether surfers are up for actually reading a lengthy bit of text, and I'd hate to be self indulgent.

But if people like the idea, I'd be happy to adapt my "Hints" column style for this forum! Apart from anything else, it gets me hot writing it!

Hayey xxx

[muckypup]

I would be happy to write more at length about what getting messy does for me if people would like it. With so many pictures about, I wonder whether surfers are up for actually reading a lengthy bit of text, and I'd hate to be self indulgent.

But if people like the idea, I'd be happy to adapt my "Hints" column style for this forum! Apart from anything else, it gets me hot writing it!

Hayey xxx

Please do, that would be brilliant. There is a place for pictures and videos but I find using your imagination is much more interesting. And when its your imagination all the better We get hot reading it too so its mutually benificial

[andy250]

[/quote]
I would be happy to write more at length about what getting messy does for me if people would like it. With so many pictures about, I wonder whether surfers are up for actually reading a lengthy bit of text, and I'd hate to be self indulgent.

But if people like the idea, I'd be happy to adapt my "Hints" column style for this forum! Apart from anything else, it gets me hot writing it!

Hayey xxx[/quote]

I think this is a good idea, what does everybody else think, was always a good read in the mag.

regards

Andy

[matt2matt2002]

Excellent idea.

Right on.

I love the pictures and videos but the written word is very powerful
and gets my dirty mind working overtime.

I have fond memories of the Haley colums in Splosh mags years ago.
They were just as erotic as the pictures.

Well, they were for me.

[Richard]

I may have said this before but I believe that the most powerful sex organ in the body is the brain; if it 'turns off' the rest might as well go home. One of the most effective stimuli for the brain is the written word especially erotic stories, both fact and fiction.

So, Hayley, may I add my name to the list of those eager to read of your memoirs in the reading room?

Richard.