Who should be.....

[Hayley]

Another thing... if Miss Helen were the Doctor she'd be able to negotiate with any Spanish-speaking monsters out there!

Hayley

[TottyMcGee]

There were rumours at one point of Eddie Izzard getting the part as the first transvestite Doctor, but they obviously came to nowt.

The biggest problem with having a transvestite Doctor is that each Doctor seems to have to stick to one single outfit for the entire duration of his run (bor-ing!), whereas little Billie gets to wear a new outfit in just about every shot. This state of affairs would never be tolerated by a transvestite Doctor who would be loathe to see that vast wardrobe lie unused. Running from Daleks in four inch stillettos would add an interesting angle to episodes. And if Cybermen have a weakness against gold, I wonder what effect discarded sequins would have on them?

[DecadentDoll]

Eddie as the Doctor.... oh my oh my I wouldn't miss an episode. He would be splendid. *drool*

A transvestite Dr Who... would be a sure sign of the world growing up a bit

[NX]

Looks like I opened a can of custard with my avatar and vidcap of Camille Coduri and Billie Piper. Though must admit after seeing Lis Sladen when she was in the new series, that she would be the perfect foil for Clown Julie.

[the bulber]

Billie Piper has announced she's leaving Dr Who when the current series ends.
A good gunging is in order as a leaving present I think.

So after 3 weeks and 5 days Clare Rose is set to become the Doctors new assistant.
This pole I believe is still open, so if you haven't voted you may still be able to influence the outcome.
I hope the winner of this poll gets the job and is able to steer the show in a wam direction.

[slavetgunge]

i think we might have to email all of the above list to see if they would do a splos photo shot for us to decide just think all of them in a big pie fight

now that ha me thinking!!!

[welshcakes]

God, I can't tell you how much I hate Doctor Who. I do. I really hate it. Hopefull, whoever gets the job as the Doc's next assistant will break the Tardis so they can't make any more.

Oh, but while we're on the subject, Nicola Bryant had a smashing pair.

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

Oh, but while we're on the subject, Nicola Bryant had a smashing pair.

That may be the case but Sarah, Polly and Zoe were the cutest.

[the bulber]

Louise Jameson for me, minimalist kit, fit, rock hard, not afraid to defend herself and didn't take any nonsense.
What more could you want in a woman or man if it comes to it.

[Richard]

I am rather concerned about the way Julie's boobs might be affected in zero gravity situations. The effect on the ladies hemlines could be quite spectacular though.

Sotonude.

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

And after the Doctor finishes his first sploshing session with his new bikini clad assistant he could go back in time and avoid the clean up. Or even do it again.

[the bulber]

I am rather concerned about the way Julie's boobs might be affected in zero gravity situations. The effect on the ladies hemlines could be quite spectacular though.

Sotonude.

Lead lined sports bra's developed by NASA seem to be the answer on the shuttle.
This has a secondry advantage of protecting boobs in a nuclear situation.

[the bulber]

And after the Doctor finishes his first sploshing session with his new bikini clad assistant he could go back in time and avoid the clean up. Or even do it again.

If Einstein was right and the sploshing was done at the speed of light. Then the good Doctor should be able to look back at the end and see himself doing the sploshing.

[ClownJulie]

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[DecadentDoll]

Well, do let us all know if your pretty hands get tired!

*cracks knuckles*