by Jonny » 22 May 2011, 10:42
What an epic day.....
Rocked up to Horts, first there as usual. Blagged our usual chairs, but alongside us where the biggest bunch of whinging "ladies who lunch" who proceeded to moan about everything. I just supped my pint of Doom Bar and got on with it. After said pint worked its way thru the system and a trip to the gents, I ordered another drink and some food only to see some trendy wendys nicked me seat! Never ye mind, as along came Mike and Sammy and we camped out on the small table. As the burgeoning throng turned up, moany ladies and the trendy wendies disappeared and our usual land was liberated! It was great to see faces new and old, apologies if I didn't speak to you, I was mobbed by Lady Jessica of Messica, and had some business to attend to with Big Dave, which ended up with a secret being revealed about Jessie's bete noir....
We broke a new Bristol Splunch record... 20 all in to be told.
Roll on the next one, and hopefully it'll be as good!
"Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to pour it over someone is demented" Alan Partridge
http://www.gungemistress.com We got messy, all tied up.....