They would probably have a pie act on. Lets face it, I saw some of this last weekend and it just beggared belief! A dog supposedly playing the guitar, someone doing gymnastics on a horse which then crapped on the floor, a transvestite Lady Gaga impersonator...
I actually think theyve given up on trying to find anyone talented and they are having idiots on just for a laugh. I dont know if anyone on here is a fan of Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights but at the end of each episode Potter and the rest of the team would be auditioning acts and they would boot them off with the cry "next" because they were all so rubbish. Some of the ones on Britain's Got Talent are even worse!!
Britain's Got Fetish???
Re: Britain's Got Fetish???
Lady Gaga impersonator? Did she have a poker face??? 

I like pies and I like gunge but which is better? There's only 1 way to find out - FIGHT!!!
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Re: Britain's Got Fetish???
Oh, it's all so contrived! A series of 'rubbish' acts we are all supposed to laugh at - though they are often the most interesting - followed by about two we are supposed to gasp in amazement at. When it comes to the finals - surprise, surprise - it will be the 'amazing' ones plus a couple of 'funnies' for them to buzz off. So guess which compartment a slapstick act would fall into - even if it was brilliantly done? Having said that, I still prefer it to X Factor...
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Re: Britain's Got Fetish???
CaptainOats wrote:I must admit that I only watch it to leer at Amanda Holded and fantasise about what I'd pour down her knickers.
I think it would be a crime if you didn't


Cheers Jonn
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