Messy night while wife away

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Re: Messy night while wife away

Postby matt2matt2002 » 24 Mar 2013, 08:47

Piggie wrote:Nice work! Way better than my sign made with a marker. Unfortunately, unless my wife goes out of town for a night, which doesn't look like anytime soon, I won't be repeating or expanding on that night for awhile. I should have saved the video somewhere she wouldn't have found it. I'm also disappointed I didn't get a chance to get one of those big cheese containers from Sam's club, that would have been the best. Could have made cheese pies! There's just something about cheese that just does it for me more than anything else. I loved the great yellow color it made my skin. I wish I could melt a bunch of cheese enough to give myself a good think coating. Then let it cool on me turning me into a cheese statue. Next time she goes away for a night I'm going to have to come up with something bigger to do. And this time I'll make a better pig outfit and a better sign.


May I ask what Sams club is?
Is it in the UK?
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Re: Messy night while wife away

Postby Candy Custard » 24 Mar 2013, 12:11

sounds like a cash and carry type thing matt and nooo not in the uk, we don't have easy cheese (spray cheese)
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Re: Messy night while wife away

Postby PleasePieMeMistress » 24 Mar 2013, 15:25

Sam's Club is the Cash and Carry arm of Walmart in the USA. You have to join and get a membership card in order to shop there.
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Re: Messy night while wife away

Postby Piggie » 25 Mar 2013, 23:57

spray cheese is the best!
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