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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby Etonman » 11 Sep 2009, 10:40

BillShipton wrote:I don't like conventional porn at all to be honest and don't watch it. Not out of moral outrage (hardly!) but purely cos 'beautiful' men and women having sex doesn't really 'involve' me. No, I am not suggesting the attractive girl/ugly bloke scenario which is just delusional, personally watching any bloke at it fails to excite me. Not my age, I've always found it laughable.


I'd go along with Bill on that, I've not a lot of interest in conventional porn these days (not through any moral reason or age, thankfully :D ). I might sometimes see an especially attractive girl, who for some reason I found particulary appealing, but would often then enjoy seeing her nicely or sexily dressed in glamour-type shots as much (if not more) than necessarily performing in porn.

And, in my days in a big business (which was in the days when suppliers could still afford to freely hand out "Glamour" calendars every Christmas! ), it was interesting that the first ones claimed by staff were the ones showing gorgeous girls in glamorous evening dress rather than the more blatent nudey/"tarty" ones. Perhaps the idea of leaving something to the viewer's own imagination?
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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby Richard » 11 Sep 2009, 12:24

Perhaps I should clarify my remarks about tattoos; the main thing I have against them (as with piercings) is the permanence of them. What might be in fashion when you are eighteen might well be an embarrassment thirty or forty years later. Imagine having a portrait of Gary Glitter on your shoulder now :shock: or "Tony Blair Rocks" emblazoned across your chest! Worst of all are the home made ones using ink pushed into cuts in the skin, perhaps something like "I LUV RICH" with a skull & crossbones!

Who knows what will happen during your lifetime and it might be advantageous to change sides at some time in the future.

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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby eden » 11 Sep 2009, 13:11

Richard wrote: Worst of all are the home made ones using ink pushed into cuts in the skin, perhaps something like "I LUV RICH" with a skull & crossbones!





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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby Hayley » 11 Sep 2009, 13:33

I haven't seen any conventional porn for ages!! Last time I remember hating the background music, the dialogue and not fancying any of the blokes in it!

On tattoos and piercings...small tatts on women and big ones on men are okay by me. Piercings don't appeal. I know one guy who has so many things dangling off his cock and balls he looks like a hotel wardrobe and he is forever getting it out to show it off. Happy with the unadorned ones myself!

As for unconventional porn (if that's what we call it), I have seen quite a lot of this and admit to quite liking it. I have no problem with it being rough or gross (in fact it can be quite a turn on) so long as the girl involved does look either like some poor waif dragged off the street practically in tears and obviously (from her expression) doing it solely to feed her kids or her drug habit; or some superstar model clearly thinking "Ah forced blow jobs and custard this morning, must be Friday..."

Agree about disliking noisy faked orgasms at silly times. I have never climaxed thanks to a facial, though a pie sandwich did it once (albeit after lots of other stuff!).

Things that can work for me are some two girl scenes,girls in great outfits, a woman who clearly loves it being fucked quite roughly by several guys who aren't sex gods (cos that's a big whim of mine) and, by far the best, anyone doing anything they obviously clearly really enjoy whether they are 18 or 80, fat or thin, ug or not. True enthusiasm is everything!

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PS Oh and yes, Bill, don't worry. I like it when it's funny too!
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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby Invicta » 11 Sep 2009, 16:33

starbrightnight wrote:The conventional porn actress does little for me - young, blonde , tanned, thin, surgiacally enhanced, 'perfect' in every way - does nothing for me. Jordan, for example, I find completely unsexy even though being sexy is supposed what she's all about - (nothing against the woman personally - since I've never met her).

I like to see 'real' women - curves, plump bellies and thighs, lines on the face, real boobs, who look as if they're genuinely enjoying themselves.

Conventional porn is seldom a turn on anyway. I like to see some imagination - role play, scenarios you could imagine yourself in, something that isn't just a clinical depiction of organs. I don't really like to see men involved at all.

Even in sploshing it is much better to see an imaginative scenario, with different outfits and situations, rather than just a woman sitting there and being pied. And I definitely prefer the actress to be anything other than a plastic looking twenty-something, who isn't enjoying it at all.


Yep, with you 100% there- Jordan is a great example- if you look at some of her early Page 3 stuff, before she had several close encounters with about half-a-ton of silicon, as I recall, she was actually a reallypretty girl- and then the lust for fame and money kicked in and she became the hideously unsexy cartoon character we all know and love... :roll:

Give me real women every time- Even in a porn movie the less like a 'porn star' someone looks, then the better I like it
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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby snake » 11 Sep 2009, 20:37

great thread Richard, seems like it has sparked a lively discussion.

my £0.02 worth...
things that sink my boat

1. unhappy participants...
to me there's no appeal in forced sex. Everyone involved should be enjoying themselves or its no fun!

2. ass tonguing!
even the title is enough to put you off! It seems surprisingly mainstream based on the small (not) amount of 'conventional' porn that I've sampled....do I need to describe it? basically, some folk are fucking then the guy gets on his back, sticks his legs in the air and the (unlucky) girl sticks her toungue up his ass in extreme close up....... man, maybe I should stop watching so much porn!

3. nose hooks/'face restraints'!
an extreme form of bondage as seen on some japanese bukkake porn sites and elsewhere no boubt. eg. this example from milky-cat.com. I just dont get the appeal...I'm happy to watch some great bukkake but the nose hook just seems like a crazy, unnecessary addition

I guess both of these relate to #1.

4. wrt. Sploshing 'porn' - 'emotionless pouring'
have I coined a new phrase here? what it means is a model sitting quite still and uninterested while some order of ooze is poured over her. I prefer to see thrown/tipped/flung/squirted gunge/food/slop etc and a reaction - preferably laughter mixed with an element of sexual tease...passionless uninterested 'pay for play' models move to the back please...

on the flip side, what floats my boat....

well, contrary to what Rich has said, I think tattoos can be very sexy, especially when semi-obscured by a smear of mess....

who couldn't love this image of the lovely Ariel (clearly enjoying herself) from wambabes.com....!

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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby snake » 11 Sep 2009, 20:41

as a footnote to my last post, I have to say that what keeps me keep coming back to this forum is that there is clearly such a range of like and dislikes here but we all seem to get along so well...

there's a great spirit here and I'm glad to be part of it.
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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby mr angry » 11 Sep 2009, 22:06

Agree on tattoos. Dont like them at all. Piercings, not keen, navel OK, nothing else.

As for porn/sploshing. I like a bit of comedy input as well, a very smart attractive girl in a nice outfit getting an unexpected messing up, almost as if you are thinking "surely she isnt going to get gunged, shes much too smartly dressed" and she really gets it!

Also agree on Jordan for example, she does nothing for me at all, I like sexy girl next door types, Lucy Pinder is an example, she looks like a girl you could concievably come across (excuse the pun) working in a bank or building society for example, natural looking but very sexy and asking for a good messing up

In porn, dont mind a bit of rough scenarios, with Hayley here! not keen on close ups of penetration, I like the expression on the girls face as shes getting it!

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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby josie » 12 Sep 2009, 10:28

Regarding Sploshing i love the woman/man to be normal looking, and giggling their arses off, the sight of a pretty model just taking it and obviously thinking of her paycheck at the end leaves me cold. Whenever i did pics i would enjoy what i was doing, and being a bit contraversial here, i feel the use of ladies not into it, not enjoying it, and bored looking, kind of takes away from the whole Splosh ideal. :(
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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby BillShipton » 12 Sep 2009, 11:41

josie39 wrote: Whenever i did pics i would enjoy what i was doing, and being a bit contraversial here, i feel the use of ladies not into it, not enjoying it, and bored looking, kind of takes away from the whole Splosh ideal. :(


Totally agree.
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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby snake » 12 Sep 2009, 12:01

BillShipton wrote:
josie39 wrote: Whenever i did pics i would enjoy what i was doing, and being a bit contraversial here, i feel the use of ladies not into it, not enjoying it, and bored looking, kind of takes away from the whole Splosh ideal. :(


Totally agree.


ditto!
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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby Richard » 12 Sep 2009, 17:30

No doubt this would be Tori's response to a ban on piercing!

And yes, they are my hands at the top of the picture :D
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Re: Personal dislikes

Postby Spinynorman and Frilly » 12 Sep 2009, 20:35

snakescotland wrote:
BillShipton wrote:
josie39 wrote: Whenever i did pics i would enjoy what i was doing, and being a bit contraversial here, i feel the use of ladies not into it, not enjoying it, and bored looking, kind of takes away from the whole Splosh ideal. :(


Totally agree.


ditto!



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