Found this on u-tube

[jon42]

I would never intend to suggest that you were in it for the publicity Bill, just musing on the fact that you appear to be the authority on the subject in the UK. That's pretty cool, someone should give you an honourary degree or something

[BillShipton]

I am told the people who run the Sex Maniac's Ball are giving me a Lifetime Achievement Award in the autumn!!! Does that count?

I suspect it will be shaped like a large cock or something so it won't go on the mantelpiece - well, not when the parents visit.

[jon42]

Sounds about perfect, though they should probably dip it in some custard or something first.