Sploshmans Adventures... with Tori

[Richard]

Hayley, I never have any trouble sleeping; using my medical knowledge ( ) I have discovered a sure anaesthetic, it's called red wine! ,

Sploshman, - nice grovel .

Actually I never take offence at sploshman's jibes, I regard him as a friend just as I do most of the posters here whom I have met in person at the meets (you should come along to one sometime Hayley, you'd enjoy it ). Oh, I forgot, you don't exist, do you?

[Richard]

I've just read that long sentence again. Terrible grammar!

[malc]

1. Oh yes she does exist. Here we go again!
2. In total agreement with Sploshman; no takers for that scenario and you couldn't afford my fee anyway!!

[glove-n-pie]

*Runs away screaming*

























*comes back for coat*

[Sploshman]

1. Oh yes she does exist. Here we go again!
2. In total agreement with Sploshman; no takers for that scenario and you couldn't afford my fee anyway!!

Agree with you on both bits Malc (esp. the last one lol).

AND PLEASE LETS NOT GO THERE AGAIN WITH THE FIRST ONE!!.

Sorry for the lil outburst (or as Rich says "grovel" lol).

Had a crazy day today and was in one of those moods - all gone now tho .

I can see it's all tounge and cheek with Hayley and DD's posts .

[Richard]

1. Oh yes she does exist. Here we go again!

I was JOKING!!!!

Of course I know that Hayley exists!

[Hayley]

Oh no, I don't. Then again can you imagine Bill being up at 7.40am? No, not likely.

I'm glad we are all aware that all the comments in this thread were meant to be funny, ironic or whatever, cos that was certainly my intention.

I have met Malc in the pub already (so that's one up to him, Sploshman!). I am still in Spain at the moment and will be till March (even tho frankly it's a bit dull being full of OAPs and not much chance to party). Then I have decisions to make about work (again). So who knows what I'll be doing or where after that.

Enjoy yourselves and your sessions,guys.

Hayley

PS If only the OAPs out here were like Richard, I'd be having a lot more fun!

[Richard]

PS If only the OAPs out here were like Richard, I'd be having a lot more fun!

You better believe it Hay! We could soon liven up the Costas and shock the old duffers

[DecadentDoll]

jeeez Sploshman, it wasnt meant in a serious manner at all. I didnt say you had a big ego, a said "the ego" everyone has an ego! Whether small or big its still a part of you

[DecadentDoll]

I was merely jesting at the fact that so many people have done the sessions you booked them for yet it's *my* timetable thats the problem

[Sploshman]

I was merely jesting at the fact that so many people have done the sessions you booked them for yet it's *my* timetable thats the problem

I get you now DD . I misread it plus i was having on of those days at work where i would have ramdom muppets coming into the store and pissing me off so sorry hun.

Yes your right it's not just "your timetable" that has stopped it as mine has been just as bad LOL.

IT WILL HAPPEN PEOPLE AND HOPEFULLY SOON. ME AND MS DD WILL FINALLY FIX A DATE FOR IT IN THE NEAR FUTURE AND STICK WITH IT THIS TIME (KNOWING OUR LUCK SOMETHING WILL STOP IT AGAIN LOL).

[Sploshman]

jeeez Sploshman, it wasnt meant in a serious manner at all. I didnt say you had a big ego, a said "the ego" everyone has an ego! Whether small or big its still a part of you

All good hun and your right with the ego bit. Again sorry hun.

Is that Playa name now your nickname for me now?? .

[DecadentDoll]

Nah, don't be sorry. I know all about *those days* I was feeling ever so slightly cheeky myself (when am i not?!)

Yeah Playa! Meaning the street abbreviation of Player as opposed to the spanish word meaning "beach"

[Sploshman]

Yeah Playa! Meaning the street abbreviation of Player as opposed to the spanish word meaning "beach"

I thought as such lol.

Just gonna send Bill some of the other pics from the session now so be on the lookout for them.

[Hayley]

Hi

I've intercepted these as Bill is too busy nursing a big hangover - when he'd rather be hanging over a big nurse (his joke not mine).

More pics of the only Tori I'd want to run the country....(in the order sent)

Hayley