Cold, Warm or Hot Custard?

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Postby DungeonMasterOne » 26 Jan 2008, 05:43

stonecastle wrote:Cold custard is a lot gooeier and messy. By the way custard is not very good for sploshing as it dries too quickly and goes watery during use, it doesn't stay thick for long but seperates into solids and water a lot.


You need a better supplier of custard, someone obviously flogged you a bad batch.

As quite an experienced user (we bought and used 36kilos of the carton variety from Tesco last weekend!), I can assure you the ready-mixed supermarket stuff most certainly does not dry, go watery, or seperate.

Last Saturday we did our first big shoots of the year, two scenes, two models per scene (3 models in all, two new to the site), 1500+ 5-megapixel photos per scene, an hour of raw video shot for each scene, and the scenes themselves lasted two and a half hours each. We used custard, treacle, golden syrup, various gateaux (for sitting on), and squirty cream, plus flan bases for pieing, all fully dressed throughout, custard was poured over and inside outfits, smeared on, shampooed into hair, and what dropped on the floor was later rolled about in, scooped up and slopped over, the works.

We did find that Ambrosia is significantly thicker than Tesco's own-brand, which makes it a bit trickier to pour in a controlled way.

We didn't heat the custard, I'm too worried about accidentally scalding someone to risk that (plus heating that quantity would need some interesting moifications to the Hall's hot water system), but we did store it in the dungeon before use, and had the heating and lights (1950 watts of high-intensity halogens) on for about six hours before we started shooting, so the chill was taken off it.

And seeing as I've just hyped the site a bit, here's a teaser from the end of one of the shoots (this one goes live in February) - as you can see, the custard is still, well, custardy! :D
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Postby MessyGuyNC » 26 Jan 2008, 05:49

Wish I could find custard here in the states..... cause I am too lazy to pull a recipe together and make it from scratch.
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Postby DungeonMasterOne » 26 Jan 2008, 05:54

MessyGuyNC wrote:Wish I could find custard here in the states..... cause I am too lazy to pull a recipe together and make it from scratch.


I think it's called 'Vanilla Pudding' over there, Rob Blaine seemed to use ready-made stuff that came in big drums (well, bugger than you'd see in the UK - probably 4 or 5 kg worth).
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Postby Squelch » 26 Jan 2008, 12:32

Warm custard is definitely more sensual :D Go for cold if you want the shock factor :o

Got to be Ambrosia...despite the cost :(
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Postby stonecastle » 26 Jan 2008, 23:14

By the way I think rice pudding would probably make a much better gunge if it was put in a blender first to break up the rice grains into a smooth paste and then heated and stirred. Then left to cool.
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Postby Dick Custardly » 27 Jan 2008, 10:21

stonecastle wrote:Cold custard is a lot gooeier and messy. By the way custard is not very good for sploshing as it dries too quickly and goes watery during use, it doesn't stay thick for long but seperates into solids and water a lot.


We've never had a problem, it's always stayed nice and slippery... :wink:
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Postby alext » 27 Jan 2008, 13:02

stonecastle wrote:By the way I think rice pudding would probably make a much better gunge if it was put in a blender first to break up the rice grains into a smooth paste and then heated and stirred. Then left to cool.


I might actually have to give that one a go, but I've found the lumpy consistency feels better, depending on how and where you pour it!

I've never had a problem with custard, personally - the Ambrosia has a better taste, but the Tesco's variety is cheaper and *definitely* easier to pour, especially when warmed.
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Postby Custard Lover » 27 Jan 2008, 14:24

Squelch wrote:Warm custard is definitely more sensual :D Go for cold if you want the shock factor :o

Second that. First time I tried custard with an ex of mine it was straight out of the fridge. Neither of us gave it a second thought, until the first carton dribbled down her chest and she screamed "OH MY GOD!!!".
I thought it was just an outburst at the whole idea of sploshing but no, it was purely the temperature. :lol:
Next time we let it get to room temperature whic was just as spontaneous just less of a shock.
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Postby Jess143 » 27 Jan 2008, 15:54

I would certainly say its better warmed up, just slightly, I always think that feels really nice.. a great sensation, :lol: :lol:
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Postby BillShipton » 27 Jan 2008, 17:36

stonecastle wrote:By the way I think rice pudding would probably make a much better gunge if it was put in a blender first to break up the rice grains into a smooth paste and then heated and stirred. Then left to cool.


Why not save time and buy semolina?
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Postby Hayley » 27 Jan 2008, 17:56

Two totally different experiences as far as I'm concerned - both good!

Warm custard for sensual moments nd the feel of it oozing between your legs and into all your crannies.

Cold for a good, old humiliating "Take it, bitch, you love it!" scenario!

Better stop or I'll be making some custard of my own thinking about it.

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Postby Dick Custardly » 27 Jan 2008, 21:20

Hayley wrote:
Better stop or I'll be making some custard of my own thinking about it.

x x x


...That'll be 'Bird's Custard' then... :roll:

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Postby dirtydids » 27 Jan 2008, 21:24

PLEASE keep thinking hard about it Hayley :wink:

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Postby eden » 28 Jan 2008, 02:30

I think its all about warm, or room temperature. Cold stuff has put me off before, especially in chilly bathrooms!

Also, does anyone else absolutely hate eating custard, but likes it for sploshing? I personally think it is gross to eat, but as you can see... :D
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Postby messyman » 28 Jan 2008, 06:40

colder the better, . you know what happens to water the colder it gets, the harder it becomes...... works for me!
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