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Postby stonecastle » 11 Jan 2008, 17:00

Well photos posted on here are very likely to go very far. Loads of people post photos on here and they don't end up on any other sites. There are thousands and thousands of photos and videos of people being gunged anyway that even if someone did post a photo of you somewhere else it is almost impossible that your husband would see it.
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Postby i_like_pie » 11 Jan 2008, 19:00

asdamax wrote:
BillShipton wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't know what a 'reverse horsey' is?

Do enlighten me!


If its anything like an "icy Mike" I am not sure I want to find out. :lol: :lol:


I've got no idea what eiter of them are though from the sounds of it i don't want to know what an icy mike is :shock: though to me the only thing that springs to mind for the reverse horsey into a paddling pool is someone doing a backflip off one of these vaulting horse things into a paddling pool lol :D we should all try guessing a see which ones right :wink:
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Postby Richard » 11 Jan 2008, 20:35

I don't even know what a variety of mears is :( .
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Postby jon42 » 11 Jan 2008, 20:48

Richard (sotonude) wrote:I don't even know what a variety of mears is :( .


I hoping mears is a typo for meats...

As for a reverse horsey I have no idea, but the requirement for a blow up pool intrigues me...
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Postby anitra » 13 Jan 2008, 04:02

A reverse horsey is where you get onto your hands and knees in the filled blow up pool and then proceed to push your self backwards as fast as you can.

Try go go round the pool as many times as you can to create a whirlpool.

Add other people and a great time begins for all.

It feels great as the water splashes on your nether regions. :D

Of course other substances can be substituted for the water
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Postby anitra » 13 Jan 2008, 04:03

Sorry about the typo it was meant to read meats. :oops:
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Postby BillShipton » 13 Jan 2008, 12:21

Well, I would never have guessed that!

Thanks for telling us. I does sound quite fun.
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Postby matt2matt2002 » 13 Jan 2008, 12:25

Up here in Scotlandshire a reverse horsey is an 'extra' available at the local knocking shop.
Modesty forbids me to describe in detail what's involved but after I had one - my knees were all wobbly for a week.
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Postby BillShipton » 13 Jan 2008, 12:56

Sounds even more fun. Though I'm not sure my knees are up to it these days!
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Postby anitra » 13 Jan 2008, 14:38

What is a knocking shop?

If it is what I think it is, then the position is called a reverse Cowgirl here in Nambucca Heads.. . Great fun fom a womans point of veiw too.
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Postby wamram » 13 Jan 2008, 15:49

anitra wrote:What is a knocking shop?



It's slang for a Brothel :)
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Postby matt2matt2002 » 13 Jan 2008, 15:50

A knocking shop is indeed what you think it is

Here, in Scotlandshire a reverse cowgirl is a confused lady horse rider.


(how much longer can i keep this b/shite up?)
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Postby BillShipton » 13 Jan 2008, 16:00

Who says this site isn't educational?

Stonecastle's pulling tips and the differet national al definitions of 'reverse horsey'. You don't get that on the Radio 2 message board.
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Postby Bubblegum » 13 Jan 2008, 21:05

Never heard of a reverse horsey. It sounds kind of like a gymnastics move...

It'd be a shame for you to disappear, bignsexy, you sound like a lot of fun! Don't let one person put you off a forum full of great people who'd really appreciate your antics.

If you run away we may be forced to track you down with pies and custard...
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Postby DecadentDoll » 14 Jan 2008, 00:23

oi oi oi

i think we're a wonderfully friendly bunch, i know i love new members and getting to know what everyone is into.

there are plenty of sploshers i've never seen a photo of and i don't doubt their existence.... try not to get on the defensive, we're all here for a laugh :)

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