Bill's Comedy Hernia - the Patient Returns...
by TottyMcGee » 20 May 2007, 22:17
All the best with the op, look forward to having you back to yer old self again!
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by Mess me » 20 May 2007, 23:58
I also wish Bill every comfort on his op.
It can be somewhat unfortable.
A friend had one done by local anesthetic and watched it all. I could not do that.
There is a good form of exercise which limits the likelyhood.
I had better go and take my daily exercise now.
bye
mess
It can be somewhat unfortable.
A friend had one done by local anesthetic and watched it all. I could not do that.
There is a good form of exercise which limits the likelyhood.
I had better go and take my daily exercise now.
bye
mess
by BillShipton » 21 May 2007, 10:08
muckypup wrote:And six hours with Tigerr Benson, that would be quite something! Was that done for someone's private pleasure or will pics be about at some point?
Sadly Tigerr was a private session - so private the man took his films with him, so no pics I'm afraid. Sorry.
She did a nurse routine in that wearing a similar outfit to Cedes'. However with her new pantomime boobs, they didn't stay in much!
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by muckypup » 21 May 2007, 18:21
BillShipton wrote:muckypup wrote:And six hours with Tigerr Benson, that would be quite something! Was that done for someone's private pleasure or will pics be about at some point?
Sadly Tigerr was a private session - so private the man took his films with him, so no pics I'm afraid. Sorry.
She did a nurse routine in that wearing a similar outfit to Cedes'. However with her new pantomime boobs, they didn't stay in much!
"Pantomime boobs" - lol, they do seem quite large! I thought the clue might have been in the "private shoot" bit, but I just thought I'd ask.
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by Hayley » 22 May 2007, 10:03
Well, he's in! And quite comfy at the moment.
The op won't be till tomorrow though and that's when he will be pissed off. Met Sister Trish. She is very nice, middle aged lady who clearly likes a laugh. Bet she would be up for sploshing...
The op won't be till tomorrow though and that's when he will be pissed off. Met Sister Trish. She is very nice, middle aged lady who clearly likes a laugh. Bet she would be up for sploshing...
by Hayley » 25 May 2007, 11:37
Hi
Bill had his op late on Wednesday and I popped in to see him yesterday. He is fine, rather sore and threadbare (they have shaved off various patches of his fur!). He should be home tonight.
He was most amused that the section of his ward at the Conquest is called E Bay and has been telling everyone that this where they keep the rubbish patients they can't mend and sell off instead to help fund the NHS.
I shall pick him up tonight - wearing my pvc nurse's dress under my coat! No pub for him for a few days - he's on painkillers. Poor lamb!
Hayley
Bill had his op late on Wednesday and I popped in to see him yesterday. He is fine, rather sore and threadbare (they have shaved off various patches of his fur!). He should be home tonight.
He was most amused that the section of his ward at the Conquest is called E Bay and has been telling everyone that this where they keep the rubbish patients they can't mend and sell off instead to help fund the NHS.
I shall pick him up tonight - wearing my pvc nurse's dress under my coat! No pub for him for a few days - he's on painkillers. Poor lamb!
Hayley
by DecadentDoll » 25 May 2007, 13:03
All my best to Bill and lots of hugs!
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr Seuss
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by Spinynorman and Frilly » 25 May 2007, 14:40
Hayley wrote:
I shall pick him up tonight - wearing my pvc nurse's dress under my coat!
Almost worth having a hernia for is that.
Please send him our regards for a speedy recovery.
Kind regards, Spinynorman and Frilly
Still messing about after all these years!
Still messing about after all these years!
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Bills comedy hernia
by malc » 25 May 2007, 18:49
Just to add to the general "get well" messages, although i'm sure you're in capable hands with Hayley!
Malc
by Hayley » 26 May 2007, 11:11
Matron Hayley here with the latest update!
The patient is now at home in bed, snoring away. I am in my new royal blue PVC nurse's dress (thought it would be fun to wear it for him all day!) though I chickened out of wearing it to the hospital when I discovered it only comes halfway down my bum! Bill is full of painkillers and has a small dressing on his tum - though he is slightly slimmer now the lump has gone! As a result of being told he needs a lot of rest (thanks in part to sharing a ward with Dan, a one legged wino who kept everyone awake all night - typical St Lens!), in my new role of matron, I am imposing the following rules on him for the weekend.
1) No pub
2) No internet (too exciting)
3) No text messages from Tigerr Benson (far too exciting)
4) No carrying anything heavier than a pie.
5) No sex (too sore). Blow jobs only! A sort of "Nill by Mouth" in reverse!
6) No groping me in my pvc uniform....well okay, I may let him off that one!
One has to be cruel to be kind! Teehee
Thanks for all the messages of support. He's dead chuffed!
Hayley the Matron xxx
The patient is now at home in bed, snoring away. I am in my new royal blue PVC nurse's dress (thought it would be fun to wear it for him all day!) though I chickened out of wearing it to the hospital when I discovered it only comes halfway down my bum! Bill is full of painkillers and has a small dressing on his tum - though he is slightly slimmer now the lump has gone! As a result of being told he needs a lot of rest (thanks in part to sharing a ward with Dan, a one legged wino who kept everyone awake all night - typical St Lens!), in my new role of matron, I am imposing the following rules on him for the weekend.
1) No pub
2) No internet (too exciting)
3) No text messages from Tigerr Benson (far too exciting)
4) No carrying anything heavier than a pie.
5) No sex (too sore). Blow jobs only! A sort of "Nill by Mouth" in reverse!
6) No groping me in my pvc uniform....well okay, I may let him off that one!
One has to be cruel to be kind! Teehee
Thanks for all the messages of support. He's dead chuffed!
Hayley the Matron xxx
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by Hayley » 26 May 2007, 11:34
And definitely no pictures of Clown Julie's boobs covered in custard pies!
Though, of course, there may be other people in this particular home for the unstable who might benefit from one!
Matron
Though, of course, there may be other people in this particular home for the unstable who might benefit from one!
Matron
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