Memoirs of William Shipton!!!!

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 05 Jun 2006, 21:19

i got one as a present, and it inspired me to do the alice in wonderland sketch that you'll all see soon enough!

the stories in it are very cool, and very very messy. Pity not many people go for books without pictures, but I know my imagination and those stories have served me well!

I honestly completely recommend it, even my mate has a read of it when he's round the flat.

View · by **welshcakes** » 05 Jun 2006, 21:25

If Bill did pour forth with his creative juicings in the form of a bound and published opus, I for one would certainly be only to willing to procure and devour a copy. But not if he follows in the literary footsteps of the writers of the 17th century, such as Swift, who relied on long and involved sentences full of interdependent clauses. Such a model would stifle the narrative flow of the expression of experience. Instead, I think he should follow a more modern, Proustian parenthesis, where meanings are transformed into clauses.

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 05 Jun 2006, 21:26

welshcakes wrote:If Bill did pour forth with his creative juicings in the form of a bound and published opus, I for one would certainly be only to willing to procure and devour a copy. But not if he follows in the literary footsteps of the writers of the 17th century, such as Swift, who relied on long and involved sentences full of interdependent clauses. Such a model would stifle the narrative flow of the expression of experience. Instead, I think he should follow a more modern, Proustian parenthesis, where meanings are transformed into clauses.

i do love you, welshcakes.

Although you reminded me why I left my english degree

View · by **BillShipton** » 05 Jun 2006, 23:03

I am always available for interview, messy or not!

As you've seen from our TV listings, I'm not exactly fussy!

Besides it would be an honour...

Bill

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View · by **andy250** » 06 Jun 2006, 18:54

How about myself and Bill discuss how the gunging and peing situation has evolved over the years, while demonstrating on GS and DD.

It would be like crappy Sunday morning telly but with PIES!!!!! GUNGE!!!! and lots of general MUCK!!!!!!!

by **DELETED** » 06 Jun 2006, 20:05

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by **Guest** » 06 Jun 2006, 20:42

GungeSlut wrote: Can I pretend I'm the spanish inquisition?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

(cue dramatic music)

View · by **dougiezerts** » 07 Jun 2006, 01:57

GungeSlut wrote:I sthat a yes then? Can I pretend I'm the spanish inquisition? How do you feel about red hot pokers? No awwwwwwww ok then email interview or messenger and would you like the document in HTML or as a word file?

Alright, GungeSlut, if you don't confess, we will throw you into this tank of mud! And if you do confess, we'll still throw you in this tank of mud! :lol:

View · by **Hayley** » 07 Jun 2006, 15:47

He's working with Gilly today, but I'm sure he'll get back to you.

I'm disappointed you aren't gonna mess him up though! It's about time!

Hayley

by **DELETED** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:31

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View · by **DecadentDoll** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:35

The photographer from Bizarre got to stick a pie to the side of his head.... i have a feeling thats NOT messy enough!

Lol you have to be in control now GS, but one day someone will put you in your place

View · by **andy250** » 07 Jun 2006, 19:27

Come on girls, give him a good messing in return just think of all the gunge he has thrown over you................... (lucky B***)

The thing is?? how long would you be able to wait without wanting to be gunged back :oops:

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 07 Jun 2006, 19:34

He hasnt thrown any on GS yet

Get Your Own Back (on Bill Shipton) the new show on BBC Dreamland

lol good call.

by **DELETED** » 07 Jun 2006, 20:00

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Memoirs of William Shipton!!!!

I know!!!!

Come on Hayley, DD, GS

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