first time you found out WAM turned you on!

[kris]

I don't know really... used to like watching gungings on TV, then liked having mudfights and stuff at school, then had my first self-wamming session at uni after thinking of it. Great fun.

[Messypockets]

For me it was more a realisation that other people didn't find mess sexual. It seemed normal to me. When I got aroused I produced my own lube so to get totally lubed up would cause me to become aroused. I know I was waming in a sexual way at about 6 or 8 when I had my first orgasm because that's how I had my first orgasm

I think it was the same for me as it was for GungeSlut. Though I think TV helped provide images and ideas that put into focus what I was feeling and thinking. For example on Seasame Street there was this cheif standing at the top of some stairs carrying a large plate of cakes. He'd always fall down the stairs getting covered in cake in the process. I thought I'd like that to happen to me. Another show from my childhood was the Double Deckers. It was all about a bunch of Kids who played in the junk yard that had a London Route Master Bus as a gang hut. The show was very slap stick. I wanted my life to be like that at the time. Tiswas was another classic show that wetted the apatite so to speak. Can't remember when I had my first orgasm but I think I was 12. But before that and indeed since, I've never really just had a 'normal' wank. I've always been fully dressed, either dry, or wet, or messy when I masterbated, coming in my clothes. And when I fantasied about girls when I was a child, and women when I was a bit older, I fancied I'd always imagine a situation involving a lot of food/water which would of course end up all over and in our clothing. But the first time I ejaculated for real was when I'd been playing with rice pudding in my pockets.

Despite what I said before I think I can almost pin point the moment I was first turned onto WAM. Its still very vivid for me, so I’m not sure why I was unable to recall this event before. But enough of that.
I was about 3 or 4 at the time, so that would be 1968/69. I’m walking with my gran though the park in Watford. A few hundred yards from the path there was an open air paddling pool for toddlers. It was one of those concrete council built things (safety first!) 6 to 8 inches deep. Anyway some teenagers were riding their bikes though the pool. I remember my Gran saying that it shouldn’t be aloud. I watched them and in particularly the girl sitting on the rack over the back wheel of one of the bikes. She wore flared jeans and a T-shirt. As they cycled though the water she stuck her legs out wide either side of the bike. Then on one return trip across the pool the bike bumped down from the edge dislodging its passenger, dumping her unceremoniously in the water. She sat in the water momentarily shocked, then she began to laugh. At this point my Gran walked off pulling me gently away from the scene. Later on the way back past the pool, the girl was still there, kneeling in the water still in her clothes. She seemed lost in her own thoughts as she splashed water over her jeans. That scene played on my mind and lead to me slowly experimenting with water and food and clothing. So I think I can say that my fetish being ignited is all thanks to that teenager who ever she was.

[CustardBloke]

Glad I'm not the only one who finds it sexy... it's weird, hadn't thought about it in a while. If I'm completely honest, the memory alone is turning me on.

Im also glad its not only me who gets turn on and very horny by gettin messy even the thought of it gets me horny and hav to have a play

think the first time i reasile i get turn on by wamming was watching saturday morning gunges and of cousre can on one else remember crackajack then

[CustardBloke]

I'd love to hear some accounts of the first time people found out this subject made them horny! Was it seeing something on TV, something that happened to you or someone else? How old were you etc! I think this could be a fun topic! I'm saving my story for now though.......

Clare, WAMprincess!

cant wait to here about your story clare

[welshcakes]

I remember when I was very young being turned on by people getting pied on Tiswas. That's when I started masturbating. I used to imagine having pies pushed into my face and squidged around. I was being turned on by WAM even before I knew what sex was.
When I was about 10 one of my pals, male, brought a can of custard pie foam with him to my house and he squirted it all out on to a couple of paper plates and we took turns splatting each other in the face. It was the first time I had ever been pied and was one of the biggest turn-ons I have ever experienced. I seem to remember actually coming gently as it was happening.
The first time I was pied by a female was with my first "proper" girlfriend when I was 19. She was wearing a white corset, stockings and suspenders and absolutely plastered me in front of the mirror with big shaving cream pies, all in the face. Magic.
Since then I've been pied by a hell of a lot of women and one man who was also into WAM and it still turns me on as much now as it did when I first discovered it as a kid.

[Clare Rose]

Wow!

What a response! I've loved reading these as I'm sure everyone else has too! Thanks to everyone for sharing these intimate stories here and please keep them coming (so to speak)! Its interesting that most of these experiences originate in very early adolencence or even childhood which is something as a society we don't like to think about or even acknowledge. I think this is a shame because the result an be that the individuals feelings can make them feel isolated or guilty. We're so lucky really that with technology these days we can find other like minded souls and have all this fun. It always makes me happy when you read that someone new has found us and they state the relief of finding out that not only are they not alone but that its not something to be ashamed of!

So more stories please!?

Clare, wam princess xxxx

Ps as for my story, its not so much of a defining moment more a gradual transformation but I'll save it fo now! Its not anywhere near as interesting as these other stories!

[Dreamer]

Mine's pretty boring haha. First time I ever really got excited by it was probably when I was around... 8, 9 years old? Watching children's TV on ITV and a game where the kids had to wear a facemask and get things out of what looked like a huge trough of runny porridge with their teeth. The rest of the day all I imagined was being stuck in the trough of whatever-the-hell-it-was and having more poured on all the time. It may have brought about my first erections. That's also, more vicariously, where my love of bondage came about. But that's more difficult to explain so I'll leave you with my boring story and be another to commend Otif on his escapades with Heather!

[Nelanna]

I can remember having dreams when I was about 15 about having pudding fights with a group of friends. Then I began to notice i was turned on by the kiddy gameshows, most noteably "Figure It Out" and "Double Dare (2000)".

[BillShipton]

It was always comedy shows rather than game shows that did it for me. The combination of humour and sex is all important to me, but then perhaps the way I do it is funny!

[DecadentDoll]

I think for me comedy and sex will always go well together. I hate sleeping with somebody with no sense of humour. And i just thought "would it be evil for me to surprise mike with a pie in the face from under the bed"


maybe....

Clare, are you compiling these stories for some sort of psychological thesis on sploshing? Cos we have to have your permission before you go ahead and do it

*jk*

[BillShipton]

Am I being bitchy to suggest that I am expecting a thread any second from our WAMPrincess saying, "Now out, my book of first time sploshing experiences only available from me priced 19.99. Get one now! No free copies."?

[DecadentDoll]

*gets on phone to solicitor*


not on my watch

[Clare Rose]

oooooh! What a good idea! Book signing sessions can be quite profitable too so I'm told (eyes light up!). Of course I'd get a minion to do the actual signing beforehand, and what if the book shop was upstairs I would need a stair lift....and a dressing room full of puppies and kittens. Actually it sounds a bit like work (yuk!). <Thinks>...Maybe Bill would do it for me, he must have learnt a thing or two all those years writing Razzle.... 80/20 split in my favour obviously.... I can see it now: "Messy stories from the real world", by Clare Rose (big bold capitals)...as told to Bill Shipton (really small print somewhere near the back!) and a picture of me looking all regal!

Clare xxxx

Ps
Really though, hard as it is to believe this thread was just a genuine interest in what other people liked with no motive at all (oh, what a horrible admission, I feel so dirty! I must start trying to flog some DVD's or something to compensate....). As I said before it's interesting how many of these accounts come from a young age and involve a trigger e.g seeing something on TV (which seems a common thread understandably) or an apparently innocent incident which lead to the interest.
Hopefully theres a few more stories yet to come?

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[welshcakes]

I agree with DD (and not just because I fancy her), there's nothing more off-putting about someone than a humour-bypass. No matter how good looking that person is, if they can't let go and laugh at themselves I'm just not interested. Sex is asupposed to be FUN dammit!
Actually, I find people with no sense of humour (and believe me I work with enough of them) quite disturbing.