My name's Steve and I'm an alc... sorry... I'm a wetlook fan. (Cue mass hurling of pies, buckets of gunge etc from the messy contingent.)
I've been an occasional lurker here for many long year, but I've finally taken the plunge and signed up because you seem nicer than the people on the Wetlook World Forum (ooh, controversial!)

Anyway, just thought I'd say hello:
"Hello."
There you go.