Messy night while wife away

[Piggie]

In two weeks my wife is going to be gone overnight. I want to get messy but not make it hard to clean up. Any ideas? I was thinking of using different cheese items like cheddar cheese sauce, 4 cheese alfredo sauce, and easy cheese. Maybe a cake in the face too for good measure. I like to feeling of being humiliated so I'm recording it.

[muckypup]

Maybe use some of the ideas from your brilliant stories??

[Piggie]

I wish my wife was into wam that way I could really live out my stories. I'm thinking of using a few ideas from my stories. She is rarely gone overnight to allow me to have time to get messy so I want get myself good and messy. I always loved to thought of using cheese so I'm going to go all out.

[muckypup]

I think a few people are in the same boat. go for it!

[Phantom]

Have you asked your wife and she's said no? Or is it all secret?

Have a good session!

[Piggie]

secret

[Squelch]

Very cheesy idea that Piggie....crackers in fact Have fun ....don't get any that are too smelly though if you don't want the missus to suss it

[Piggie]

funny!

There's a free one day pass for sam's club next weekend so I might have to use it and get a big container of nacho cheese and maybe a one of their big pies or cakes. I can't wait!

[Piggie]

Tonight's the night, I can't wait!

[Squelch]

How did it go then Piggie?

[Piggie]

Sorry it's been a long time. I noticed I never responded about what happened that night. Well, I ended up getting 2 jars of double cheddar sauce, 2 jars of 4 cheese sauce, a can of easy cheese, a double layer cake with an extra can of vanilla frosting on top. Following the idea of using my stories I made myself a DIY pig nose out of paper and taped it over my nose. I looked pretty funny with it on, but it turned me on wearing something so embarrassing. I also made a pig sty sign to put above me the bathtub. This is way farther than I've ever gone with my fantasies. I setup my camera to record and hopped in my pig sty tub. With the camera now rolling I confessed my love of wam, how I get off covered in food, and how long I'd been waiting to fulfill one of my fantasies. I started off with the easy cheese, writing "piggy" on my stomach, giving myself big easy cheese tits, and gave my cock a good coating. I then grabbed the 2 jars of double cheddar and poured them all over myself, turning me yellow with cheese. nervously i then grabbed the 2 jars of 4 cheese sauce, having never gone this far before, and slowly poured them over my head. I felt amazing to slime myself for the first time. I must have looked I sight and the thought of it turned my on more. All that was left was the cake with an extra can of frosting on top. Doing my best pig impression, I got on all fours and smashed my head into the cake. I proceeded to get off in this position, shoving me face into the cake again and again while also lolling into my camera and telling how much I enjoyed fulfilling my fantasy. What really set me off was talking to the camera as if it was my wife and confessing to it all the messy things I wanted to do to her and how I wished she was there to join me in our wam pig sty and showed it the pig I had already created for her. After I cleaned up, I watched the video over and over again. I deleted it that night so the wife would not find out. If she were to see it, I'd die of embarrassment. It was an awesome night! Too bad my wife isn't into it, I'd love to decorate with like a cake for my birthday, that's my ultimate fantasy.

[moreteavicar]

Great story reminds me of a lady friend of mine a few years back.

She was married and said her wimp of a husband was showing increasing signs of stange behaviour, when he was out she found several jars of cheese sauce hidden in the garage whch she could not recall buying, and she also found a sign with pigsty on. The next day when her husband went to work she found a magazine called Splosh - she was at first disgusted that her husband found the need for this kind of entertainment, but then evey week when he went out for his drink with the lads, she would secretly read it.

She soon found that some of the articles really excited her, and began having dreams about meeting a real man to see what it was like to be treated like a dirty girl and totally humiliated with pies and custard in her best party dress.

I had a box number at that time in Splosh so we met up when she contacted me and had a great session, I am not sure what happend to her husband !!!!

[Piggie]

Funny and clever! Actually, a long time ago when we were still dating she let me cover her in whip cream and she wasn't a big fan, wanted to hop in the shower right away before we even had sex. So it's not like I haven't tried.

[moreteavicar]

In our house Dawn does the signage...............

[Piggie]

Nice work! Way better than my sign made with a marker. Unfortunately, unless my wife goes out of town for a night, which doesn't look like anytime soon, I won't be repeating or expanding on that night for awhile. I should have saved the video somewhere she wouldn't have found it. I'm also disappointed I didn't get a chance to get one of those big cheese containers from Sam's club, that would have been the best. Could have made cheese pies! There's just something about cheese that just does it for me more than anything else. I loved the great yellow color it made my skin. I wish I could melt a bunch of cheese enough to give myself a good think coating. Then let it cool on me turning me into a cheese statue. Next time she goes away for a night I'm going to have to come up with something bigger to do. And this time I'll make a better pig outfit and a better sign.